I've known kinky friends to decorate their cars with handcuffs, but usually from the rearview mirror. Still, we live in a world where these exist in the wild, so it's not outside the realm of possibility.
Also, the fake hitch thing isn't outside of the realm of possibility.
We live in a world where someone can describe their mass-produced gold-colored truck nutz with "veins and wrinkles" and "one nut [that] hangs just a little lower" as "unique and classy."
Heh. Sometimes I forget there are C-bus readers on this blog. That could be so embarrassing:
"That was my car. I was fired from my job as a police officer for taking to much time off work to help my paraplegic wife. She was hit by a freak meteor strike at our six year old son's rec league soccer game. He thought she was dead and no one could get hold of me. Now, since I don't have a job, we can't afford a van with a lift to get her to her doctor appointments. So I took my police handcuffs and bolted them to the car. We hook them to son's pair of plastic wagons and lay a piece of plywood across the top. Then we tie her wheelchair to it with a rope. It's not much but it's the best we can do. Every day we pray to God for another chance, some miracle to save us.
"When I saw your post it reminded me of the cruelty of the world and the callousness of people who don't understand the trial we've been through.
"Then I noticed that the wagons were missing. I don't know where my wife is!"
If you look closely at the pic it appears exhaust is flowing from both points. My guess would be they are hangers for a dual exhaust system. I've been married to a redneck who works on cars for a long time and I've pretty much seen it all.
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Also, the fake hitch thing isn't outside of the realm of possibility.
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So, yeah, anything is possible.
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On a serious note, I think I've seen that car or another car with handcuffs on the back and blocked it out of my mind as not being possible.
I think you're going to edit an anthology featuring cars and handcuffs in 2011.
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Heh. Sometimes I forget there are C-bus readers on this blog. That could be so embarrassing:
"That was my car. I was fired from my job as a police officer for taking to much time off work to help my paraplegic wife. She was hit by a freak meteor strike at our six year old son's rec league soccer game. He thought she was dead and no one could get hold of me. Now, since I don't have a job, we can't afford a van with a lift to get her to her doctor appointments. So I took my police handcuffs and bolted them to the car. We hook them to son's pair of plastic wagons and lay a piece of plywood across the top. Then we tie her wheelchair to it with a rope. It's not much but it's the best we can do. Every day we pray to God for another chance, some miracle to save us.
"When I saw your post it reminded me of the cruelty of the world and the callousness of people who don't understand the trial we've been through.
"Then I noticed that the wagons were missing. I don't know where my wife is!"
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