I was working on the daily crossword puzzle in the newspaper like usual yesterday and came upon an interesting clue.
Twilight
You can imagine the awry of words and phrases that came to mind from that one word. I looked down at the puzzle and saw it was a long one, with 12 letters. Thus started the most fun I've had guessing a clue in a while.
OverhypedMov
TooManyTween
RobPattinson
FlawedCharactActorsActress
KirstenStewa
FirstofFourThree
EdwardCullen
IsabellaSwan
BellanEdward
EternalLoveLurve
Then I solved enough of the other clues to learn that the first and last letters were 'S', so I had to actually start thinking.
Soldmillions
Sparklyvamps
Sparklepeens (I wish it had been that...)
SpawnedaLegiMess
I figured out the answer was 'Semidarkness' and thought, "Well, sure. If you want to take the literal sense of the word."