The best bottle of wine I've ever had was a 1989 Cotes du Rhone that a friend of my boss recovered from a secret hiding spot when he was released from jail after trying to fly into the US with a single-engine plane full of marijuana. His wife had left him and most of his friends deserted him, but when he told Beth he was out she demanded that he ( Read more... )

1. Grab a calculator (You won't be able to do this one in your head)
2. Key in the first three digits of your phone number (NOT the area code)
3. Multiply by 80
4. Add 1
5. Multiply by 250
6. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number
7. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number again
8. Subtract 250
9. Divide number by 2

http://www.environmental-action.org/enviroaction.asp?id=2118&id4=ES

playing with electricity and listening to a not-too-bad mozart opera is not a bad way to be.

I will always remember this as the semester Lonnie quit.

This is really fucking big. I think this is the equivalent of "going off to college" for me.

maybe i don't do as well under pressure as i like to think i do.

i'd like to drop out of school and go get a job in a kitchen on cape cod now, please.

what a disppointment i am.

i'm so sick of this place.

i miss her.

on the bright side of life....barack hussein obama! 'nuff said.

In 2007, ( Read more... )

i've been thinking, many of my religious problems would be solved if there were a hebrew equivalent of "y'all ( Read more... )

how do you do? my name is sue.
now you gonna die.

oh, and i found the soap elizabeth.  its irish spring.  you were right.

'homeless in the snow of Champaign-Urbana riding the bus, sitting in the locker room of a swimming pool where I was once at home.  failed actress on the bus, guy going through thte garbage bins in front of the richbitch high school with the pool, a cold building too big and impersonal to heat except for the pool which heats its self.  pool is ( Read more... )