Survey?!?!!
1. EVER BEEN GIVEN AN ENGAGEMENT RING?
Nope! I'm far too cool for engagement.
3. LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED?
Hmm. I don't recall. I don't really receive gifts because I don't ask for them!
4. EVER DROPPED A CELL PHONE?
Yep. My current phone has a ding in it from when I dropped it on the concrete outside my hoose.
5. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT?
Too long ago! I bought a gym subscription a month ago before a) smashing my car and b) getting crazy busy at work.
6. THING(S) YOU SPEND A LOT OF MONEY ON?
My car (so expensive, I call it Zsa-zsa!)
7. LAST FOOD YOU ATE?
Tortilla crisps. I'm about to eat pancakes, but perhaps I'll have eaten those by the time I finish this survey :P
8. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Face? Depends on the laydee. If she has massive knockers, I probably notice those pretty sharpish :P
9. ONE FAVOURITE SONG?
NO! I heard Supermassive Black Hole on the radio today, though, which made me smile.
10. WHERE DO YOU LIVE?
In the wettest place on earth! So wet today, I made a o_O face. It was awesome.
11. HIGH SCHOOL YOU ATTENDED:
Queen Elizabeth Grammar School, Penrith. There on merit!
12. CELL PHONE SERVICE PROVIDER:
O2. The only network who gives me any kind of signal anywhere other than right next to the window!
13. FAVOURITE MALL STORE:
I don't believe I have one. Malls aren't crazy-popular here, but I quite like music stores like HMV.
14. LONGEST JOB YOU HAD:
Seven months - waiter and bitch to The Man.
15. DO YOU OWN A PAIR OF DICE?
Nope! I mean, I have access to dice, but generally, no dice!
16. DO YOU PRANK CALL PEOPLE?:
Just the one time. I pranked a plumbing call centre for losing at darts!
17. LAST WEDDING YOU ATTENDED:
Nope! Still no weddings attended! Come on, people!
18. FIRST FRIEND YOU'D CALL IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY:
I'd be all secretive and buy a stupidly expensive car, which I would drive looking like a tramp. That'd teach people to be judgemental :P
19. LAST TIME YOU SAW YOUR BEST FRIEND:
A while. Probably too long! I'm a great friend, n'est-ce pas?
20. FAVOURITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT:
Hmm. "Restaurant" may be a little optimistic. Subway is OK. Anywhere but Burger King - yeuch!
21. BIGGEST LIE YOU HAVE EVER HEARD:
"Yeah, I'm OK"
23. WHERE'S YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE TO EAT WITH FRIENDS?
Spoons! Wetherspoons, that is. Noms.
24. CAN YOU COOK?
I try, with varying degrees to success!
25. WHAT CAR DO YOU DRIVE?:
Peugeot 206, blue, somewhat smashed up at times. Not at the moment.
26. BEST KISSER:
As in "pow!"?
27. LAST TIME YOU CRIED?:
Not sure. I don't keep track. Probably a fair while now.
28. MOST DISLIKED FOODS:
Vinegary thins still don't appeal. Salt and Vinegar crisps are harsh.
29. THING YOU LIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF:
Two car accidents and still alive - I must be doing something right!
30. THING YOU DISLIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF:
Oh, I don't think it would be helpful to go down that road. There be dragons!
32. LONGEST SHIFT YOU HAVE WORKED AT A JOB?:
Ooh. I had a 13 hour day recently. KNACKERED.
33. FAVOURITE MOVIE?
I watched V for Vendetta the other day. Pretty OK movie!
34. CAN YOU SING?
I try. I sing dans la douche!
35. LAST CONCERT ATTENDED?
Proms in the Park...2009! Next on Sept. 11th!
36. LAST KISS?
Earlier this year - February? Jesus...
37. LAST MOVIE RENTED:
Renting is for suckers - particularly when you can get an awesome movie like Zulu for £4!
38. ONE THING YOU NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE WITHOUT:
My keys! Otherwise, I can't get anywhere!
39. FAVOURITE VACATION SPOT:
Hmmm. I quite like the beaches of Queensland, as I do San Francisco. I refuse to choose.
43. LAPTOP OR DESKTOP COMPUTER?:
Lappy! Replaced it earlier this year, when my computer died, taking stuff with it! Nooo!
44. FAVOURITE COMEDIAN?:
George Carlin. What a legend.
45. DO YOU SMOKE?
Nope. But I am smokin' ;)
46. SLEEP WITH OR WITHOUT CLOTHES?
Without at the moment. Too warm otherwise!
47. WHO SLEEPS WITH YOU EVERY NIGHT?:
If there is an answer to that question, I'm a bit concerned!
48. DO LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS WORK?:
Sometimes, for a while. From those I've witnessed, they are strained.
49. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN PULLED OVER BY THE POLICE?
Nul!
50. PANCAKES OR FRENCH TOAST?
PANCAKES! I'm eating some right now!
51. DO YOU LIKE COFFEE?:
I had some this morning. Nom!
52. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
Scrambled, please. With toast. Ooh, I got some English muffins the other day. Hmmm.
53. DO YOU BELIEVE IN ASTROLOGY?:
Not even a tiny amount. It's ridiculous.
54. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE:
Not sure. Someone who called the office on Thursday.
55. LAST PERSON ON YOUR MISSED CALL LIST?:
A Carlisle number. Can't quite remember who though. Certainly no-one in my contact list.
56. WHAT WAS THE LAST TEXT MESSAGE YOU RECEIVED?:
My boss responding to my text about needing a Zimmer frame. I'm so old!
58. NUMBER OF PILLOWS?:
Two, with one discarded when it comes to sleeping time.
59. WHAT ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW?:
Linen trousers, rugger shirt and new soft slippers. Mmm.
60. PICK A LYRIC, ANY LYRIC:
"I ache for the touch of your lips dear, but much more for the touch of your whips dear!"
61. WHAT KIND OF JELLY DO YOU LIKE ON YOUR PB & J?:
Ewwww.
62. CAN YOU PLAY POOL?:
I try. I can get good if I play it for a month or so.
63. CAN YOU SWIM?
Good grief. Yes, probably. I intend to go swimming on Monday!
64. FAVOURITE ICE CREAM?:
Rum 'n' raisin, please! Nom!
65. DO YOU LIKE MAPS?
Maps? They useful for...finding places.
66. TELL ME A RANDOM FACT ABOUT YOURSELF:
I shave with a straight razor, which makes me cool.
68. EVER ATTENDED A THEME PARTY?:
Loads. They're OK if I can think of a good idea.
69. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SEASON?
Summer/autumn. When the leaves go brown is a melancholic time of year.
70. LAST TIME YOU LAUGHED AT SOMETHING STUPID?
I don't remember. Clearly, it wasn't that interesting :P
71. WHAT TIME DID YOU WAKE UP THIS MORNING ?
Eleven? Mm, sleeps in!
72. BEST THING ABOUT WINTER?:
It looks pretty and is fine as long as you're tucked up in the warm and don't leave the house for any reason. : |
73. LAST TIME A COP GAVE YOU A TICKET?:
I was busted by a rent-a-cop when I left the car park at Staples. Boo.
75. NAME OF YOUR FIRST PET?:
Marmaduke, the marmalade cat. I miss the guy. The new cats are mentalists.
76. DO YOU THINK PIRATES ARE COOL OR OVERRATED?:
So overrated. if it weren't for Pirates of the Caribbean, nobody would care!
77. WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS WEEKEND?
Relaxing and trying to avoid doing things. Good so far!
78. BIRTHDATE:
TODAY! 25 long years on this planet. Jeebus.
79. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE?
An eco-warrior. Or a dinosaur.
85. ARE YOU ON A LAPTOP?
Yes! It's hooked up to a plethora of other kit, though, including my 19" monitor and my external hard drive.
87. ARE YOU SMILING?:
Yes! I love you, survey. Let's never fight.
89. DO YOU MISS SOMEONE RIGHT NOW?
I miss everyone I've ever hugged! (I need a hug)
90. IF YOU COULD GO ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD WHERE WOULD YOU GO?
Germany? Anywhere in the world, you say...maybe South America.
92. ARE YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL?
Nawp.
93. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH?
Not really. But I like people!
94. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE NAME?
Isabel. It's a pretty name, oder?
95. WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR BATHING SUIT?
Yeller an' bloo. I plan to use it on Monday! But I've said that already. Sorry.
96. DOES YOUR SCHOOL START IN AUGUST?
Nope! No more school!
97. DID YOU GO ON VACATION LAST MONTH?:
Nah. Was Wales in June or July? June, definitely June. Or July.
98. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON A CRUISE?:
Nah. I do cruise though. For ass. That's what I call being stuck in traffic. It makes it much less depressing.
99. DO YOU HAVE A SISTER?
No, but I have two brothers, which almost counts as one full sister.
100. ARE YOU UPSTAIRS?
Yes! In my bedroom, being cool.
101. ARE YOU IN LOVE?
Not really. Oh, woe is me!
102. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN THE HOSPITAL?
Occasionally. Sometimes for my own treatment, but generally to visit other people. People who are unwell. Sometimes they recover, sometimes not.
103. DO YOU WISH YOU COULD SEE ANYONE PARTICULAR RIGHT NOW?
Yes! You know who you are. Secretive!
104. WHAT JEWELRY ARE YOU WEARING?
A watch - does that count? Sure it does - it counts the passing of time! That's why it's a watch and not...a tumble dryer or something.
105. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO AFTER THIS SURVEY?
Finish my pancakes and watch Band of Brothers. Hurrah!