what's a good idea for a seinfeld tattoo?

can someone give me a ride to the flex/valley show tomorrow?

i got my apartment today. Directly behind the little movie theatre. Real big. Pool.

an asian woman punched me in the head and tried to take my ipod last night, i couldn't stop laughing.

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I don't think my dad wants me going to college anymore. We talked today and he says, "how the fuck do you not have that degree yet? You've been going to school for ever." (i haven't.) So basically the plan is i get a job and he helps a LITTLE with rent. Than i go to new york for a while than start the art institute later on my own.

disneyland in 10 days, i'm gonna miss weedeater and weakerthans.

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scott vogel secretary of war

i'm moving into a really nice apartment in bremerton if i can get a roommate to pay $400. The total rent is $1100 but i'd pay the other $700. 2 giant pools, spa, sauna, huge indoor basketball court, tennis court, practically new stuff. Cmooooonnnnnnnn.

detox is sooo good, i know i'm going to hate it as soon as it comes out.