I work in an office that has cubicles. Right now there is a man whispering to a woman in the cubicle right next to mine. They sound like they are whispering sexy secrets. The woman keeps giggling because they are totally making out.
I saw an elderly man today with one pant leg tucked into his calf-high boots and the other pant leg over the boot. He was so gangster and he didn't even know it.