Like whoa!

[cefirus]

Dude! You'll never believe what I just saw! While driving about in my North Face jacket (I'm now a California pansy girly person) in a bout of sleeplessness and a fundamental need for a blueberry-oat muffin, I had the amazing experience watching a person, a heavyset man, specifically, get out of his idling car and open the door of the newspaper box

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Are you sure?

[smithra]

Maybe he initially stole the newspapers, then thought better of it and was returning them.

[moelost]

About seven years ago I did that job for one night/early morning. Never again.