tom just came home to change his pants and then left. I have erased everytihng else I had typed/wanted to say. just doesn't seem to fit
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A long time ago in the British navy or Roman Army I don't remember, if you even touched your first weeks pay you would be enlisted. So crafty officers would shake the hands of unsuspecting men with money in there palms.
It turns out that with the war in Iraq the first month's pay for Marines is now a large water bottle . . . Sorry dude, good luck conquering Lebanon.
I told Julia yesterday on facebook that i've decided not to join the army. She said "That's the right decision, but I hear Lebanon is a blast." Ha! That's Hi-larious.
yeah, unless you don't have one of those get out of jail free cards (what are those called again?.. oh yeah, US passports) with which to wisk you away in a helicoptor. If you're actually, say, Lebanonese, I don't think the pun is quite so hilarious. But then I've never had US smart bombs dropped on me by irate Jewish f-16 fighter pilots before, so I could be wrong. ooh, the world makes me sad.
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Or computers for that matter. I thought it was a good idea to clean my desktop last night, while slaushed off my ass. seriously, who does that?
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It turns out that with the war in Iraq the first month's pay for Marines is now a large water bottle . . . Sorry dude, good luck conquering Lebanon.
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But then I've never had US smart bombs dropped on me by irate Jewish f-16 fighter pilots before, so I could be wrong.
ooh, the world makes me sad.
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