(don't take this too seriously)
• YOUR FRIENDS GET ANNOYED BECAUSE YOU INSERT THE WORD “CHAGRIN” IN RANDOM SENTENCES. THEN YOU FEEL CHAGRINED WHEN YOU DISCOVER YOU’VE BEEN MISPRONOUNCING IT ALL ALONG.
• WHEN SOMEONE SPAMS YOU WITH PURPOSELY GROSS PORN IMAGES IN A LAME ATTEMPT TO FREAK YOU OUT, YOU SAY “MEH. IVE SEEN WORSE.” (TWO WORDS: SAMMY’S. ASSMILK. SOME THINGS CANNOT BE UNSEEN.)
• WHEN IN DESPERATE NEED OF A LAUGH, YOU BROWSE CHEESY MANIP COMM’S OR DEVIANTARD JUST TO LAUGH AT PEOPLE’S FANART. THEN YOU FEEL PERKY THE REST OF THE AFTERNOON.
• YOU DON’T FEEL BAD ABOUT LAUGHING AT SAID IMAGES, DESPITE THE FACT THAT YOU CAN NEVER DRAW HUMANS WITHOUT SOME BODY PART BEING OUT OF PROPORTION/ANATOMICALLY INCORRECT.
• WHEN YOU READ CHUCK NORRIS JOKES, YOU AUTOMATICALLY REPLACE “CHUCK NORRIS” FOR “JDM.” (MY FAVES ARE “MOST PEOPLE WEAR SUPERMAN PAJAMAS. SUPERMAN WEARS JDM PAJAMAS.” AND “BEFORE HE GOES TO BED, CHUCK NORRIS CHECKS HIS CLOSET FOR JDM.”)
• YOU NOW THINK THE BEST THING THAT COULD POSSIBLY HAPPEN TO YOU IS IF JDM RAEPED YOU.
• YOU CONFUSE THE HELL OUTTA YOUR FRIENDS BY ASKING WEIRD QUESTIONS, SUCH AS IF THE TERM “SURPRISE RAEP” IS REDUNDANT.
• YOU SERIOUSLY FREAK THEM OUT WHEN YOU HOLLER “SURPRISE BUTTSECKS!!” DURING YOUR SNEAK!HUG ATTACKS.
• YOU NOW INSULT PEOPLE BY CALLING THEM NELLY BOTTOMS.
• YOU WISH YOU HAD A COCK SO YOU COULD RAEP PEOPLE.
• THEN YOU DISCOVER STRAP-ONS.
• YOU REALLY ARE STARTING TO BELIEVE THAT CHESH IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL IN THE ROOM.
• WHEN PRESENTING AN AWESOME NEW IDEA TO PEOPLE, YOU WANT TO END THE SENTENCE WITH “Y/MFY???”
• DANASHULPSDANASHULPSDANASHULPS.
• YOU LAUGH WHEN YOU READ A FIC WHERE SAM BOTTOMS. NO, REALLY.
• YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW WHO THIS MAICHAN IS. BUT YOU WANT TO MARRY HER/ HIM/ IT.
• PEOPLE ASK YOU WHY ALL YOUR POLLS HAVE TICKY BOXES. AND WHY YOUR JOURNAL POSTS ARE SOMETIMES COMPLETELY IN CAPSLOCK.
• YOU THINK “SURPRISE, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!1!!!” IS THE BEST. ONE LINER. EVARRR.
• YOU WISH YOU’D LOSERCASE MORE OFTEN JUST FOR THE PEENDANCE. PEENDANCE MAKES EVERYONE HAPPY. LIKE CRACK.
• NOTHING FREAKS YOU OUT NOW. NOTHING.