Tue, 15:10: RT @ LaurenDeStefano: before you go pining after a fictional boy, make a note of whether you'd call the police if a real boy did those thing…
Tue, 16:59: RT @ Holby_Hospital: Remember there's no Holby City tonight, it will be on at 8pm on Thursday this week because of the World Cup.
Sun, 12:54: RT @ EricIdle: So if you like very beautiful girls and extremely well buffed guys dancing to rude songs interspersed with Pythons this is a …
Fri, 13:11: RT @ Wit_of_Wilde: The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.
Fri, 18:46: If you buzz my intercom and I don't know you I'm not letting you in. If you hide your face from the camera I won't even answer the intercom.
Thu, 12:08: RT @ NickMotown: Just found out the wasp I killed last month was a wasp cop who was too old for this shit and only one week away from retire…
Mon, 15:36: RT @ OverheardDublin: Voice from the back of the 27 bus - "Why didn't anyone tell me it was gonna be a sunny day! I would have went off to B…
Sun, 18:31: RT @ DuckHumor: Broccoli: "I look like a tree." Walnut: "I look like a brain. " Mushroom: "I look like an umbrella." Banana: "Dude! Change t…