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[cel_frumos]

Curious scroll. Poorly fitting for someone of my status. It lacks gold and gems incrusted on the surface. It doesn't shine enough to blind those who gaze upon it with its splendor

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[mcronqvist]

My, but you are conceited, aren't you? Though I should expect no less from such. . heathen trash.

As a kindness, I shall be glad to inform you that you are, in fact, dead. But this is neither heaven nor hell.

[cel_frumos]

Salam to you as well, great Christian Lord. If this isn't neither, then, in all your wisdom, what is it?

[mcronqvist]

Let me be the first to have the pleasure of telling you there is no such thing as Allah. Your Mohammed was a con artist and you his fleeced former flock.

That being said. This is Vertere. God is dead.

[cel_frumos]

Despite your awful manners when addressing royalty, you have given me the information I sought. My thanks.

Vertere. Latin. I wonder if I was taken to the East Indies.

[ergo_ex_nihilo]

How taxing on a man of action - is your every sense atrophying from the respite from fucking for my throne...?

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[cel_frumos]

Frate!

[cel_frumos]

AsSalamu `Alaikum, Vlad. This can't be paradise if you indeed make it through the gates.

Your vocabulary has turned vulgar and you know words I haven't been taught to.

[ergo_ex_nihilo]

How eloquent, this brother of mine.

Oh, don't mind this acquired vernacular of contemporary sophistication. You see, when I tell you to 'go fuck yourself', I merely bid you formal welcome, as appropriate to your rank. You must ask of all those close to you to tell you the same thing. It bears fair fortune, you see.

Terribly lucky.

[sacredancestor]

Well now. Isn't this interesting.

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[cel_frumos]

[cel_frumos]

I must be mistaken. This is Jahannam.

[sacredancestor]

What mistake could you have possibly made?

[littleblackcait]

Jannah? Qu'ran...? This isn't the afterlife, if that's what you're thinking. Though you shouldn't be afflicted by the 'Christian's Disease' while you're here, at any rate. Just what the hell is that, anyway? Sounds like a book name more than an illness. And, er... that's a laptop, not a scroll. Is this guy conceited or what?

((ooc: strikeouts deleted~))

[cel_frumos]

Assalamu `Alaikum, traveler. You are a merciful oasis of wisdom in the desert of confusion, would you tell this lost soul more?

[littleblackcait]

.... er. Hello to you too. I'm... not entirely sure what to tell you. Fortunately, Vertere does do a semi-decent impression of Paradise when it comes to worldly goods- if you find an empty house, you can make it become whatever type of place you'd like just by imagining it. Same goes for food and clothing, although there are also shops and such around. It can be rather hollow... fortunately, the people here are generally friendly. Just don't piss off the Avatars and you should do fine.

[cel_frumos]

What or who, pray tell me, are the Avatars? You have been helpful, o traveler. I would pay your service if I ever meet you to not think me ungrateful.

[coldmoonlight]

Death is not all-powerful, either. What is it in mortals that prevents them from accepting truth?

[cel_frumos]

What is this truth you speak about? Death can be delayed but never defeated.

[coldmoonlight]

Hn. Mortals. So very foolish.

[cel_frumos]

Mortal? What are you then? A fair houri or perhaps a deceiver jinn?