Bob Saget
last week I was at the rainforest cafe in jersey with my 2 brothers, sister, mom, dad, and nana. It was my little brother's birthday and he was turning 8. We were eating, getting our grub on when my sister Natalie has to go to the bathroom. After she comes back she's really excited and starts talking about ~danny tanner~ so I am like what the fuck are you talking about? My sister said she walked passed a table and swore she saw Bob Saget sitting there with his kid (quite possibly?) She's practically yelling at my mom if she can get an autograph because as a 12 year old she watches Full House religiously on Nick at Nite. My mom said ok whatever just take yr lil brother with u and be nice plz. so i'm watching my sister and brother get an autograph and my parents are staring rite at the man and he looks pissed. like seriously pissed that my siblings were disturbing his meal but he doesn't wanna piss off my parents i guess so he starts signing a fucking napkin for my sister and then he stands up to sign a napkin for my bro and he goes in for a hug which is fine whatever. but then he reaches and touches my brother ass. my brother is just standing there like WHATEVER and i'm just thinking wut a fucking pedophile john karr style, right? so i tell my family we need to gtfo out of there. i call for my siblings and no one knows why i'm being hysterical but that's the end of my encounter with mr. bob saget.