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[rainofbastards]

CELEBRITY DEATH TOLL UPDATE

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[bigangry]

I've never been so sad to say tits.

[moviescriptend]

The circuits of time are weeping.

[soapyshoes]

more like GEORGE CARDIAC FAILURE ...LIN!

[thewrongcrowd]

Turning to the weather map, we see a low stretching all across the nation.

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One of Carlin's recent riffs was on extraordinary end-of-life measures; death with dignity was all the rage at the time. His take?: Fuck that, hook me up to the machines, turn on the television. I'll drool on my shirt and watch Price is Right in my coma.

Shame he didn't get the chance.

[stucking_foned]

this actually makes me sad.