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[celebrimbor_]

::Leisurely walks up to Feanor’s place, smoking a nice little cigarette and looking around to see if someone is noticing him::

::Sees that no one is about, tosses away the cigarette, rolls his sleeves, climbs the fence and jumps in::

::Is completely unaware of the fact that he looks like a bloody thief committing breaking and entering::

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[mrs_maglor]

*looks out the window and sees some vagrant jump into the gardne*

>:|

[celebrimbor_]

::obliviously congratulates himself on his magnificent athletic ability and brushes hair off his forehead, nicely smudging most of his face with dirt::

[mrs_maglor]

*gets her handbag and finds a handy hammer to put in it*

*sneaks out and creeps up behind you*

THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR TRESPASSING!!!

*swings her weighted handbag at your head with a shriek*

[celebrimbor_]

::is too startled at your shrieking to make any sudden movements in his defense::

::turns around just as you swing the handbag, catches it in his face::

...

::sees all the stars in the galaxy doing samba right around his head::

GOOD ERU, WOMAN! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS ABOUT?! THIS IS MY...

::falls back on the ground::