I sense a lot of anger in your words. Why is that? Think of all the other people whose life is so much more miserable than yours or mine. The poor ones, the sick ones, the unmarried ones.
If you need a good anger managment therapist, I am sure I can help you find one.
Would you do us all a favour and stop talking about that bloody marriage already. At least you could've told people my invitation got lost in the mail instead of making me look like a brat.
if I remember correctly, it was you yourself who made you look like a brat by saying you wouldn't attend if he-whose-name-I-should-not-mention would attend. I had nothing to do with that. David and I really wanted you to be there.
I makes me very sad to see you so angry. I understand that you are probably a bit jealous because I am now married and you still are not, however, your time will come, dear freind. Until then, Davuid and I are here to help you through good and bad times. Just like all these years ago when we helped you with this little drug problem of yours.
*clicks on link* Oh, wow. The latest 'news' is from 1999. I am *so* jealous.
Another thing you could stop doing is mentioning the time "when you helped me with this little drug problem of mine". You KIDNAPPED me. I woke up and had no idea where I was. That had happened before, sure, but back then I was either a) with the Gallaghers or b) drunk/high/had just fucked my brains out.
But that's all in the past. I'm clean now, so I don't need your "help" anymore.
*pops some effexor*
*smiles*
Mh-mh-mh. Sorry, Elt. You know I didn't mean that.
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Regards, Elton (now married)
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I sense a lot of anger in your words. Why is that? Think of all the other people whose life is so much more miserable than yours or mine. The poor ones, the sick ones, the unmarried ones.
If you need a good anger managment therapist, I am sure I can help you find one.
Regards, Elton (now married)
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No regards, Rob (still looking for a wife)
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if I remember correctly, it was you yourself who made you look like a brat by saying you wouldn't attend if he-whose-name-I-should-not-mention would attend. I had nothing to do with that. David and I really wanted you to be there.
I makes me very sad to see you so angry. I understand that you are probably a bit jealous because I am now married and you still are not, however, your time will come, dear freind. Until then, Davuid and I are here to help you through good and bad times. Just like all these years ago when we helped you with this little drug problem of yours.
Regards, Elton (now married)
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Another thing you could stop doing is mentioning the time "when you helped me with this little drug problem of mine". You KIDNAPPED me. I woke up and had no idea where I was. That had happened before, sure, but back then I was either a) with the Gallaghers or b) drunk/high/had just fucked my brains out.
But that's all in the past. I'm clean now, so I don't need your "help" anymore.
*pops some effexor*
*smiles*
Mh-mh-mh. Sorry, Elt. You know I didn't mean that.
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I know. I have dealt with your drug anger issues a lot of times before. Do not worry, my friend.
Regards, Elton (now married)
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