Comments | celebs_on_crack: When stalkers go completely bonkers

bloke_of_stoke in celebs_on_crack

When stalkers go completely bonkers

Jan 03, 2006 00:10

I thought we were the ones supposed to be on crack?!? What. The. Fuck. Get that crazy lass and her aliens away from me. I hear outer space is nice this time of year.

I need to get laid. What else is new?

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shire_hunk January 2 2006, 23:26:41 UTC

Ha ha. She just wants your body, Mr. Williams.

bloke_of_stoke January 2 2006, 23:30:36 UTC

Like everybody else does? But if so, why doesn't she just say so? I'm sure we could work something out. No, what she does is scaring the shite out of me by warning me of some evil aliens who want to abduct me. Or some other insanity. That's too kinky, even for me. I'm not into that kind of role playing.

shire_hunk January 2 2006, 23:35:18 UTC

Hey, we are celebrities! WE are the cool aliens, that's why we are where we are and all the other poor anonymous fuckers are where they are.
But let that psycho bitch have her 15 minutes of fame.

bloke_of_stoke January 2 2006, 23:40:24 UTC

What you're saying makes an awful lot of sense, mate. Anonymity must be a curse. Except for the few moments when I want to walk my dogs in private or shag a lass who won't complain about my performance to The Sun afterwards.

Never knew 15 minutes could be so long, though.

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