Lesson 1: Never do this.

[celegorm]

My mun was bored cos her family Newyear thing sucked, so we invited her over.

1. She had one glass of wine then fuckin' fell asleep on the couch.
2. Woke up when one of the dogs started chewin' on her foot.
3. Got makeup in her eye. Spent half an hour whining.
4. Yavien spit up on her.
5. Maeglin was fuckin' smashed.
6. Aredhel is reallyfuckinhot

Comments

[aredhel]

That is a silly hat. Help me drag my unconscious son to somewhere that isn't the living room floor?

[celegorm]

My hat rules!

..No problem.

[maeglinlomion]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[aredhel]

*drags*

[yavien]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz <3