Comments | celendor: SPD BAC

celendor

SPD BAC

Mar 19, 2005 17:51

So according to an online Blood Alcohol Content calculator:

Total fluid ounces: 195.50
Average Alcohol % : 8.07
Weight in pounds : 198.00
Hours consumed : 005.50

Results in a BAC of: 0.51%

I so should be dead...

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Ben joins the proud brotherhood... angle_slam March 20 2005, 03:55:10 UTC

of men who have become intoxicated to the point that they could have died or entered a coma and lived to tell about it. Congratulations.

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Re: Ben joins the proud brotherhood... celendor March 21 2005, 17:24:09 UTC

Silly Travis... Straight CapMo isn't for 'mos! Glad to see you drinking like a fiend again however!

'Tis a shame the night didn't result with a little Captain in you, if you know what I mean...

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angle_slam March 20 2005, 05:54:09 UTC

Feel free to drink like that when I'm around, I'll provide a distraction so you can get away before she kicks your ass ;P

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celendor March 20 2005, 08:06:24 UTC

Well, I really didn't think it was this much alcohol, but it realyl was the bad absenthe knock off that did it me thinks...

As for laughing at corey's penis, from all report I've had, its no laughing matter... ;)

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nin_veleth March 20 2005, 08:01:24 UTC

sweet jesus!

? japonese_chick March 20 2005, 16:20:31 UTC

Ok why are u guys talking about corys penis? thats just wrong! Ewwwww! Holy Hell! I'm showing my age! *shifty eyes* Ummmm.......penis good. JK Gross. (except for u-know-who((not Voldomort)))

Re: ? angle_slam March 20 2005, 17:34:31 UTC

CorEy, damnit. Come on now, if there's going to be a discussion of my genitalia that alternates from making fun of it to complimenting it to saying it's gross, the least you people can do is have the decency to spell my damn name right.

Re: ? japonese_chick March 21 2005, 00:19:33 UTC

Sorry! I can't spell worth shit. And I wasn't calling your penis gross, who the hell would I know, I just ment penis' in general.

Re: ? celendor March 20 2005, 21:32:46 UTC

You've never seen my penis! So how would you know?

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Pissy at Penis? celendor March 20 2005, 17:34:10 UTC

We'll I'm not quite sure why you'd get mad at seeing his penis, so I'm a bit confussed (pronounced con-fuss-t) there. Ah well!

As for the penis, it is a rather odd looking organ of the male body. I mean I understand the reproductive necessity of it, but why did humans (and other like-organed mammals) have it develop on the OUTSIDE of the core body? I mean, I would think that an organ so vital to the continuation of the species would be internal, until absolutely needed, much like a bull's or an elephant's.

It gets in the way, is easily sucepptible to pain, and when flacid, can definitely look damn recockulous (ok... so there was a pun intended). So why is it funny? Two words: Irony.

Re: Pissy at Penis? angle_slam March 20 2005, 17:44:55 UTC

Sperm is optimally produced at a slightly lower temperature than the average human body temperature, that's the reason for the external organ-age.

Re: Pissy at Penis? celendor March 20 2005, 21:32:13 UTC

Indeed. I do understand this, but again back to the grander scheme, why is it optimally produced at a slightly lower temperature? Why not at the same temperature so that the organs could be protectively stored within the core of the body?