For Frito: The Children
I. Hate. Children.
Aaaaall of them. Oh, sure, some of them are cute. Which works for approximately five minutes, after which the cuteness factor just does not make up for the loud, smelly, unintelligible, strange little things that they really are.
Point One: Children Smell.That's right. They do. Not just babies, who happen smell the worst. No, ( Read more... )
Aaaaall of them. Oh, sure, some of them are cute. Which works for approximately five minutes, after which the cuteness factor just does not make up for the loud, smelly, unintelligible, strange little things that they really are.
Point One: Children Smell.That's right. They do. Not just babies, who happen smell the worst. No, ( Read more... )
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(A note. I don't particularly like any child who doesn't happen to have a good share of my DNA. I'm prejudiced like that. Anything shorter than me is evil, unless I made it)
As for the liking you thing -- its a plot.
ALL children can tell when an adult doesn't care for them. They then decide, through the Child Mindlink, to pretend to utterly love that adult.
(No, I'm NOT Kidding. I swear, I've seen my kids do this.)
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After all, who would know better than a mommy? No one, of course.
Well, it seems obvious to me that children have an unhealthy desire to be liked by other people.
I'll show them. I won't like them, one little bit. Ha! That'll teach 'em!
Cel
Who is steadfastly ignoring the fact that this tactic has yet to work on any child, ever....
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Honestly, the BEST way to get kids to leave you alone is to be As Boring As Possible.
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