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[celeste_the_cat]

There is a mantle above Mommy's bed. I like to jump up there and shriek like a dying valkyrie every single time I'm up there.

That is my battle cry to ward off the ufos. They are trying to get me. I'm like "meow meow motherfuckers", but still, they are after me like a tax collector after Willie Nelson. Do not be surprised if a ufo tries to eat me.

Comments

[angry_man]

Have you tried using grease? I've heard that that is an excellent UFO deterrant.

[celeste_the_cat]

meow John Travolta meow

[pharminatrix]

No more discount Scientology-brand catfood for *you*.

[celeste_the_cat]

It is what Katie Holmes eats
HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS~!