Stolen shamelessly from Kim
Bold the ones that apply to you.
I have been:
A child.
A daughter.
A sister.
A friend.
A dancer.
A member of the choir.
A soloist.
A thief.
A liar.
A confidant.
A Mother.
A bitch.
An Angel.
Mean without reason.
Hurt without cause.
smoker.
A nurse.
A wife.
A daydreamer.
A bride.
A cleaning lady.
A chauffeur.
A traveler.
A writer.
A poet.
A reader.
A diarist.
Unfairly accused.
Jealous.
A customer service representative.
Depressed.
Melodramatic.
Spiritual.
Aggressive.
Sultry.
Sexy.
Cute as a button & ugly as sin.
Bald.
A Dominatrix.
Submissive.
Silly.
Naive.
Bankrupt.
Loyal.
Abused.
Neglected.
To every state except Alaska.
An aunt.
Mistaken for a man.
An online game moderator.
A photographer.
A slob.
In therapy.
Scared of the dark.
Intimidating & intimidated.
Maniacal.
Despondent.
Patriotic.
To Disneyworld.
To the funeral of someone who was too young to die
Inside a sex club.
Weepy.
Melancholy.
Understanding, misunderstanding, understood & misunderstood.
Comforted.
To the edge of my sanity.
I have:
Committed random acts of kindness.
Cried without comfort.
I have offered comfort both to friends & strangers.
Had evil thoughts.
Had more lovers then I’d like. (and to think, there has only been one)
Driven too fast.
Danced too hard.
Drank too much. (never doing that again)
Laughed too loud.
Said stupid stuff.
Swore like a sailor.
Gossiped.
Committed adultery.
Left the scene of an accident.
Depended on the kindness of strangers.
Been to the abortion clinic.
Had more then one lover in my bed at the same time.
Talked behind the back of a friend.
Been talked about by a friend.
Smoked marijuana.
Taken speed & acid.
Cheated on tests.
Danced in the rain.
Made love in a pond under a full moon.
Cared for orphaned animals.
Danced in the moonlight.
Cared for the dying.
Gotten hopelessly lost in Chicago.
Stood on the edge of a cliff. (not to jump, but to enjoy the view!)
Made prank phone calls.
Played practical jokes.
Suffered from road rage. (who hasn't?)
Shared secrets with my daughter.
Made friends with people I’ve never seen.
Had a crush on a girl.
Smoked in the boy’s room.
Gained and Lost 20 lbs.
Had an unrequited love.
Written letters I never intended to send.
Sent letters I wished I’d never written.
Hated.
Loved.
Been loved.
Won a most improved bowler award.
Seen a UFO.
Acted like an idiot.
Misbehaved.
Fallen off a horse.
Been strong.
Flirted with strangers.
Ridden a mini bike.
Gotten lost in the woods.
Thought bigfoot was following me.
Had phone sex.
Read cheesy love stories.
Shared a hot tub with naked strangers.
Been heart broken.
Broken someone’s heart.
Had cancer.