IF WE'RE LOCKED UP IN MY ROOM FOR TWENTY-FOUR HOURS & WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD YOU DO ( Read more... )

1 When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you that way ( Read more... )

That is my feelings at the moment. I can't sleep, I'm not hungry and my belly feels sick, and my eyes are all gritty and hurty. Random things are sad reminders, I can't pay attention to things upstairs. Unfortunately I doubt I'm the only one who feels horrible and I probably feel less horrible than the other party ( Read more... )

Brought home my Bird of Paradise today. I'm a genius to pick the day that it's snowing tod do so...

I just didn't want to leave there during vacation.... It never does well during vacations and I think I don't want it in the greenhouse anymore. It ends up with too many pest problems.

Anyway....
RARGH!!! *is a dinosaur*

My hands are all multicolored after coloring eggs yeah... I see pink purple blue and yellow ( Read more... )

I have a tooth ache, backache and a shirt that is chafing my nipples...

I think I have a problem.

I'm going to go put in an application at Subway. I will win there. I WILL HAVE A JOB!

I got the date for my license test. April 29th at 1.
I'll probably fail the first time.
It's okay though. I'll do it eventually.

Do you like magic? (Yes or No) I want to cast a spell on you with my magic meat wand.

I laughed so hard when I found that...
Probably because earlier me and Roni were talking about the japanese penis festival...

http://music.yahoo.com/read/news/41620594

WTF?!!

A M.J. Robot?! Laser beams!?

What has this world come to?!

I am annoyed at the lack of jobbage available to me. I think someone should hire me on the basis of my obvious awesomeness.

I'm bored and it doesn't look very nice outside...

Someone come hang out with me. I don't want to go anywhere...

Today was Me and Tony's anniversary. Been together a year. An achievement I must say ( Read more... )