Deathly Hallows
So. Got the book at 12:30 ish. Read the whole thing non-stop.
GAWDAMNIT, J.K. ROWLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SAID TWO NOT THE WHOLE FREAKING CAST!!! JOSS WAS GENTLER WITH the SERENITY CREWY!!!
I mean, honestly, two chapters in and you kill Hedwig! His pet owl! I mean yeah, taking out the freaking bird lets us know no one is safe (you freaking killed Dobby)
And MOODY!!And DOBBY. And Tonks and Lupin!?! And FRED. YOU TOOK FRED FROM US!!! HOW COULD YOU!?!?! HOW COULD YOU?!??
And yeah, I figured Snape was a goner, but damnit....that hurt. I paid 20 dollars to see Harry kick Voldemort's ass, not have my heart ripped out along the way.
And damnit, you made me hate Dumbledore. DUMBLEDORE!!
That was the most painfully awesome thing I ever read, I want you to know that. It hurt me lots, but it was awesome, and my neighbors think I'm crazy now because I've been cursing and yelling and laughing and throwing things at the wall all night ever since I started reading this stupid book and damnit, I'm too old to react to a novel like this, but that was low.
AND holy freaking hell, you made Dudley out to be a semi-decent human being. That's just....wow.
I'm going to go to sleep.
Except I can't sleep, because of your freaking book.
I have to go to work today too. WTF, Rowling. Why are you made of win and awesome and hatred!?!
WHY!?!?!
GAWDAMNIT, J.K. ROWLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SAID TWO NOT THE WHOLE FREAKING CAST!!! JOSS WAS GENTLER WITH the SERENITY CREWY!!!
I mean, honestly, two chapters in and you kill Hedwig! His pet owl! I mean yeah, taking out the freaking bird lets us know no one is safe (you freaking killed Dobby)
And MOODY!!And DOBBY. And Tonks and Lupin!?! And FRED. YOU TOOK FRED FROM US!!! HOW COULD YOU!?!?! HOW COULD YOU?!??
And yeah, I figured Snape was a goner, but damnit....that hurt. I paid 20 dollars to see Harry kick Voldemort's ass, not have my heart ripped out along the way.
And damnit, you made me hate Dumbledore. DUMBLEDORE!!
That was the most painfully awesome thing I ever read, I want you to know that. It hurt me lots, but it was awesome, and my neighbors think I'm crazy now because I've been cursing and yelling and laughing and throwing things at the wall all night ever since I started reading this stupid book and damnit, I'm too old to react to a novel like this, but that was low.
AND holy freaking hell, you made Dudley out to be a semi-decent human being. That's just....wow.
I'm going to go to sleep.
Except I can't sleep, because of your freaking book.
I have to go to work today too. WTF, Rowling. Why are you made of win and awesome and hatred!?!
WHY!?!?!