SEX ED (DBSK STYLE)
Title- SEX ED (DBSK STYLE)
Length- One-shot {maybe}
Rating- R
Pairing- JaeHo, YooSu
Genre- Humor, crack
Summary- Who new Sexual Education class could be USEFUL (SOLOSCRY came up with plot bunny, and which I thought was a really hilarious premise. I'm not so good with humor, but I hope I make a few of you laugh when this is all over!)
Part One
JaeJoong stared at the door, room 102 and spent five minutes (literally five minutes) debating on whether or not he actually wanted to go inside. The principal had said that the Sexual Education class was optional, so he didn't really have to be here. In fact! He didn't even want to be here, someone had written his name on that piece of paper (he swore it had been YooChun who had did it, because after the assembly he wouldn't stop GRINNING at him!) and in the middle of a TEST for crying out loud, she had called his name and told him he was to go to room 102 for the Sexual Education course.
JaeJoong had never felt so embarrassed in his life, the whole class had laughed at him. He'd never get over this, he'd need counseling to counteract the nightmares.
Someone bumped his shoulder and he turned to stare into the brown eyes of his boyfriend YunHo. Of course no one except for a select few knew that they were dating, but still. "Yunnie, what are you doing here?" JaeJoong asked. YunHo scratched the back of his head.
"I'm not sure. I didn't think you were going to sign your name, so I didn't sign mine either-but I was in class during a test, and the teacher told me to report to room 102" JaeJoong was sure he had blacked out for a second. Him and his Yunnie had totally been set up. YunHo seemed to come to the same conclusion because he frowned as well.
"Yo!" they turned to see YooChun and Junsu walking towards them, YooChun had his arm slung around Junsu's shoulder. "I see you guys decided to come-" JaeJoong yanked up YooChun by the scruff of his shirt, none to gently removing him from Junsu's side.
"You put our names on the sheet didn't you...didn't you...admit and die..." YooChun gulped. YunHo laughing nervously, grabbed JaeJoong's waist, and tugged him away from YooChun who hid behind Junsu's back.
"Boo calm down..." YunHo said, the deadly gleam in JaeJoong's eyes making him break out into a cold sweat.
"Hey guys!" ChangMin ran up. JaeJoong's eyes almost bugged. "Minnie! What are you doing here!" JaeJoong practically screamed, as he started trying to push ChangMin away from the door, which to him seemed to be admitting bad vibes. "This is no place for you Minnie-ah I want you to return to class immediately!"
"I can't umma" ChangMin whined. "The teacher wont let me! Besides I want to learn about sexual education too!"
Four pairs of eyes landed on him. ChangMin laughed nervously. "Why would you want to learn about sexual education Min?" Junsu said in an innocent voice, his eyes wide and curious, ChangMin wondered where he had stashed his cross lest Junsu wanted to get any closer to him than he already was.
"I just do" ChangMin responded a little defensively.
Junsu took a step closer. ChangMin took a wary step back.
The door behind them burst open, and slammed hard into the wall nearly cracking the plaster. YooChun screamed and jumped into Junsu's arms, JaeJoong screamed and jumped into ChangMin's arms. YunHo thought he was having a heart attack and leaned a little to the side.
"What are you all doing standing out here in the hallway, class is inside this room, not out here in the hall-get your hot little behinds in this room, before you make me angry" he winked at them and walked back into the classroom.
The five boys seemed to be paralyzed with shock. The guy looked like he had walked into the school straight from the gay bar. He had on a pair of ultra tight size negative zero pants, and a skin tight hot pink shirt-his hair styled in the latest of fashions, dyed a couple of dark browns with a purple streak running through the bang which was draped over his right eye. Yeah, he looked pretty gay.
"Are we on TV?" ChangMin asked as he started looking around, and YunHo and JaeJoong had started to make a break for it. YooChun grabbed them both by the backs of their collars, and pushed them into the room. Him and Junsu walked in soon afterwards, followed by ChangMin.
"Take a seat sweethearts, and we can start-looks like its only you five in here for this session, but your all so good-looking it really doesn't matter!" he giggled into his hand. YunHo's eyes bulged, and JaeJoong covered his head. ChangMin blinked his eyes, YooChun looked amused, and Junsu stood up.
"Are you gay?"
"Junsu!" JaeJoong immediately reprimanded standing up.
"No. What would give you that idea?"
Silence.
The teacher turned towards the board and wrote his name.
"My name is Mr. Affection, and I am-"
Junsu stood up again.
"How can your name be Mr. Affection?"
"Junsu!" JaeJoong immediately reprimanded standing up. And then upon realizing that Junsu was asking a relevant question sat down cheeks flushed red.
"It's really not my last name!" Mr. Affection admitted, letting out a loud booming laugh, that really didn't suit his small body size. "I just like it"
"So what is your REAL last name?"
JaeJoong made too stand up again, but stopped himself, flushing red. YunHo rubbed his back, his eyes slightly glazed over-JaeJoong realized he was in his happy place.
Mr. Affection's eyes darkened. "I can't tell you that" his dark watery eyes then started to shift around the room.
Silence.
Junsu sat down. ChangMin got up to throw away his chip bag. "ChangMin why don't you come sit by me?" Junsu asked sweetly. ChangMin heard a strange buzzing noise in his ears, a line of sweat ran down his back.
"Heh, that's okay Su, I'm sitting next to hyung" he raced back over to his seat beside JaeJoong. Junsu smiled and took YooChun's hand, who seemed oblivious to the tension in the air.
"That's okay-me and Chunnie can come and sit next to you"
ChangMin felt around for his cross his eyes widening slightly, as Junsu stood up pulling YooChun with him. Junsu's eyes never left ChangMin's form, as he sat down behind him. ChangMin felt his bladder swell.
::I think I'm going to piss on myself::
"ALL RIGHT! FOR TODAYS LESSON WE ARE GOING TO LEARN ABOUT HOMOSEXUALITY!" Mr. Affection boomed, writing it down on the board.
YunHo snapped out of his trance at that. "Hey! Wait! You're not suppose to be teaching us that!"
Mr. Affection turned around and fixed YunHo with a cold stare. "And why not?" He asked, his voice dripping with acid.
"Er, because-aren't you suppose to start out small-I mean you should be discussing STD's-or genitals and how they work..." he trailed off turning slightly green. Who the hell wrote his name down on that paper!?!
Mr. Affection slapped his hands together. "STD'S, GENITALS! THEY BOTH REFER TO HOMOSEXUALITY!"
"Do you have to shout it?" JaeJoong asked weakly, his face so red it looked like it was about to burst into flame. Mr. Affection smiled.
"Come to the front of the class, you beautiful man you"
Silence.
YunHo's jaw clenched. JaeJoong quite reluctantly stood up, and started to the front of the class. Mr. Affection stood behind JaeJoong, and touched his shoulders. JaeJoong passed YunHo a nervous look, shaking his head minutely-telling him telepathically to stay in his seat. JaeJoong knew how jealous his boyfriend could get, and well Mr. Affection was unpredictable, and you never knew what those types of people were capable of.
ChangMin got up to try to sit in JaeJoong's chair, he felt a hot hand land on his shoulder. ChangMin bit his lip and closed his eyes. And started reciting prayers.
"Where are you going ChangMin? You weren't thinking of changing seats were you?" Junsu asked, his voice full of honey and syrup. ChangMin shook his head furiously.
"Of course not!"
Mr. Affection ignoring the death glares he was receiving from YunHo, the sweat pouring from ChangMin, and the angelic smile on Junsu's face, looked at YooChun.
"Hey you, pretty boy-get up here"
YooChun got up without complaint, and made his way to the front of the class to stand next to JaeJoong.
"ALL RIGHT!" Mr. Affection bellowed. JaeJoong lost ninety-five percent of his hearing. "WHEN YOU LOOK AT THESE TWO BOYS DO YOU THINK THEY ARE HOMOSEXUALS?"
"HEY!" JaeJoong shouted. Mr. Affection pinched his butt cheek, JaeJoong went strangely quiet. YunHo had his arms crossed absolutely refusing to be cooperative. ChangMin was too scared to speak.
Junsu stood up. "Yes, I do Mr. Affection!"
"Junsu!" JaeJoong made to stand up, and then flushed when he realized he was already standing up. Mr. Affection smiled.
"What a sweet angelic boy" ChangMin made a strange wet gurgling sound. Junsu blew YooChun a kiss, in which YooChun caught and ate. YunHo looked like he was going to hurl. Mr. Affection turned to YooChun.
"You mega pretty boy, do you believe what the angel (gurgling sounds) just said?"
YooChun looked thoughtful. "I'm not sure if I agree with Su-ah" the temperature in the room suddenly dropped. Strange. No one noticed this but ChangMin poor, poor ChangMin-ah. He gulped, and wondered if Junsu would spot him reaching for his book bag, to see if his cross was in there!
"WELL WHAT DO YOU THINK!" Mr. Affection shouted. JaeJoong was officially deaf in one ear. "TELL US ALL!"
"I think that when people look at me, they see me as a player" the temperature dropped to that of hell. ChangMin whimpered pitifully. "I mean before I settled down, I was after everything on two legs-and if they were already taken, I'd just woo them and they'd fall into my arms" he shrugged, huge grin on his face. "Those were the days-I can't do that anymore though"
JaeJoong was looking at YooChun like he was possessed. YunHo still had his arms crossed, staring off at nothing being completely uncooperative. ChangMin just wished he would shut up.
"Why do you think that?" Mr. Affection asked.
"My boyfriend has gots to be the most bossiest guy I've ever met, even though he's the first and only boy I've ever been with!" YooChun looked wounded, his eyes glossed over slightly, "he never lets me do anything, the only time we're separated is when we have to go to our respective classes, and even then he's sending me text messages every five seconds!"
Junsu looked scandalized. "CHUNNIE! That's you!"
"So it's me!" YooChun said, glaring over in Junsu's direction behind a twitching ChangMin. Strange. No one seemed to noticed ChangMin's state.
"IT IS YOU!" Junsu shrieked, sounding like a angry dolphin. Mr. Affection clapped his hands, Junsu sat down completely forgetting about the earlier incident. YooChun went back to smiling goofily. YunHo was still being uncooperative, and JaeJoong was just wondering what the hell was going on!
Mr. Affection settled his gaze on JaeJoong. "You beautiful man, do you agree with what the angel (gurgling) said?" JaeJoong pouted his lips. This seemed to catch YunHo's attention, because he turned away from the window, and settled his gaze on JaeJoong and his sexy pouty lips.
"No. I don't!" YunHo's eyebrows disappeared into his hairline.
Mr. Affection smiled. "And why not?"
"I think that when people look at me, they see a sexy beast!" YunHo choked on his spit. Junsu giggled like a girl. "I mean look at me, I'm so sexy its ridiculous! Which is why my boyfriend cannot seem to keep his jealous hands off of me!"
"JAEJOONG!" YunHo exclaimed, sounding even more scandalized than Junsu had. "THAT'S YOU!"
"So its me!" JaeJoong said glaring over in YunHo's direction, next to a twitching ChangMin. Strange. No one seemed to notice this.
"IT IS YOU!" YunHo roared, sounding like a angry tiger. Mr. Affection clapped his hands. YunHo sat down, the uncooperative stance back, JaeJoong went back to looking completely lost.
At that moment the bell rung, signaling the end of second hour, and the sexual education class. Junsu hopped up and walked over to YooChun practically throwing himself into his arms.
"Why were you so far away from me Chunnie!" Junsu whined kissing his boyfriends mouth.
YunHo grabbed JaeJoong around the waist. "Who does that guy think he is, putting his hands on you like that!" YunHo complained pressing a kiss to JaeJoong's temple.
JaeJoong noticed ChangMin sprawled out on the desk, looking like a fish out of water. He poked his shoulder.
"Minnie! Look at you, have you been like this throughout the whole hour? I knew I should have marched you back to class!" He pulled ChangMin out of the chair, and into his arms. ChangMin started crying into his shoulder.
"It was horrible umma, JUST HORRIBLE!" ChangMin cried. JaeJoong patted his back and cooed into his ear. YunHo picked up his book bag, as well as JaeJoong's and ChangMin's.
"Chunnie will carry ChangMin's" Junsu chirruped. ChangMin clutched JaeJoong even tighter. The five friends walked out the classroom. Mr. Affection walked towards the door and closed it. He then walked over to the board, and used the eraser to wipe off what he had written.
He then turned and looked at the empty room.
"Class dismissed" he whispered, than disappeared in a wisp of purple smoke.
"For today at least" this was followed by loud booming laughter...
[Argh. I tried really hard to be funny, the ending was the start of maybe a part II or something. I mean if it's even funny at all. I don't know what I was thinking, because I was going to have Junsu be the smart ass, but then him being afraid of ChangMin lodged itself into my mind, and there was nothing I could do.
For Soloscry-hope you as well as all the other who attempt to read this fic like it-I might write a part two, since I fell in love with Mr. Affection!]
Length- One-shot {maybe}
Rating- R
Pairing- JaeHo, YooSu
Genre- Humor, crack
Summary- Who new Sexual Education class could be USEFUL (SOLOSCRY came up with plot bunny, and which I thought was a really hilarious premise. I'm not so good with humor, but I hope I make a few of you laugh when this is all over!)
Part One
JaeJoong stared at the door, room 102 and spent five minutes (literally five minutes) debating on whether or not he actually wanted to go inside. The principal had said that the Sexual Education class was optional, so he didn't really have to be here. In fact! He didn't even want to be here, someone had written his name on that piece of paper (he swore it had been YooChun who had did it, because after the assembly he wouldn't stop GRINNING at him!) and in the middle of a TEST for crying out loud, she had called his name and told him he was to go to room 102 for the Sexual Education course.
JaeJoong had never felt so embarrassed in his life, the whole class had laughed at him. He'd never get over this, he'd need counseling to counteract the nightmares.
Someone bumped his shoulder and he turned to stare into the brown eyes of his boyfriend YunHo. Of course no one except for a select few knew that they were dating, but still. "Yunnie, what are you doing here?" JaeJoong asked. YunHo scratched the back of his head.
"I'm not sure. I didn't think you were going to sign your name, so I didn't sign mine either-but I was in class during a test, and the teacher told me to report to room 102" JaeJoong was sure he had blacked out for a second. Him and his Yunnie had totally been set up. YunHo seemed to come to the same conclusion because he frowned as well.
"Yo!" they turned to see YooChun and Junsu walking towards them, YooChun had his arm slung around Junsu's shoulder. "I see you guys decided to come-" JaeJoong yanked up YooChun by the scruff of his shirt, none to gently removing him from Junsu's side.
"You put our names on the sheet didn't you...didn't you...admit and die..." YooChun gulped. YunHo laughing nervously, grabbed JaeJoong's waist, and tugged him away from YooChun who hid behind Junsu's back.
"Boo calm down..." YunHo said, the deadly gleam in JaeJoong's eyes making him break out into a cold sweat.
"Hey guys!" ChangMin ran up. JaeJoong's eyes almost bugged. "Minnie! What are you doing here!" JaeJoong practically screamed, as he started trying to push ChangMin away from the door, which to him seemed to be admitting bad vibes. "This is no place for you Minnie-ah I want you to return to class immediately!"
"I can't umma" ChangMin whined. "The teacher wont let me! Besides I want to learn about sexual education too!"
Four pairs of eyes landed on him. ChangMin laughed nervously. "Why would you want to learn about sexual education Min?" Junsu said in an innocent voice, his eyes wide and curious, ChangMin wondered where he had stashed his cross lest Junsu wanted to get any closer to him than he already was.
"I just do" ChangMin responded a little defensively.
Junsu took a step closer. ChangMin took a wary step back.
The door behind them burst open, and slammed hard into the wall nearly cracking the plaster. YooChun screamed and jumped into Junsu's arms, JaeJoong screamed and jumped into ChangMin's arms. YunHo thought he was having a heart attack and leaned a little to the side.
"What are you all doing standing out here in the hallway, class is inside this room, not out here in the hall-get your hot little behinds in this room, before you make me angry" he winked at them and walked back into the classroom.
The five boys seemed to be paralyzed with shock. The guy looked like he had walked into the school straight from the gay bar. He had on a pair of ultra tight size negative zero pants, and a skin tight hot pink shirt-his hair styled in the latest of fashions, dyed a couple of dark browns with a purple streak running through the bang which was draped over his right eye. Yeah, he looked pretty gay.
"Are we on TV?" ChangMin asked as he started looking around, and YunHo and JaeJoong had started to make a break for it. YooChun grabbed them both by the backs of their collars, and pushed them into the room. Him and Junsu walked in soon afterwards, followed by ChangMin.
"Take a seat sweethearts, and we can start-looks like its only you five in here for this session, but your all so good-looking it really doesn't matter!" he giggled into his hand. YunHo's eyes bulged, and JaeJoong covered his head. ChangMin blinked his eyes, YooChun looked amused, and Junsu stood up.
"Are you gay?"
"Junsu!" JaeJoong immediately reprimanded standing up.
"No. What would give you that idea?"
Silence.
The teacher turned towards the board and wrote his name.
"My name is Mr. Affection, and I am-"
Junsu stood up again.
"How can your name be Mr. Affection?"
"Junsu!" JaeJoong immediately reprimanded standing up. And then upon realizing that Junsu was asking a relevant question sat down cheeks flushed red.
"It's really not my last name!" Mr. Affection admitted, letting out a loud booming laugh, that really didn't suit his small body size. "I just like it"
"So what is your REAL last name?"
JaeJoong made too stand up again, but stopped himself, flushing red. YunHo rubbed his back, his eyes slightly glazed over-JaeJoong realized he was in his happy place.
Mr. Affection's eyes darkened. "I can't tell you that" his dark watery eyes then started to shift around the room.
Silence.
Junsu sat down. ChangMin got up to throw away his chip bag. "ChangMin why don't you come sit by me?" Junsu asked sweetly. ChangMin heard a strange buzzing noise in his ears, a line of sweat ran down his back.
"Heh, that's okay Su, I'm sitting next to hyung" he raced back over to his seat beside JaeJoong. Junsu smiled and took YooChun's hand, who seemed oblivious to the tension in the air.
"That's okay-me and Chunnie can come and sit next to you"
ChangMin felt around for his cross his eyes widening slightly, as Junsu stood up pulling YooChun with him. Junsu's eyes never left ChangMin's form, as he sat down behind him. ChangMin felt his bladder swell.
::I think I'm going to piss on myself::
"ALL RIGHT! FOR TODAYS LESSON WE ARE GOING TO LEARN ABOUT HOMOSEXUALITY!" Mr. Affection boomed, writing it down on the board.
YunHo snapped out of his trance at that. "Hey! Wait! You're not suppose to be teaching us that!"
Mr. Affection turned around and fixed YunHo with a cold stare. "And why not?" He asked, his voice dripping with acid.
"Er, because-aren't you suppose to start out small-I mean you should be discussing STD's-or genitals and how they work..." he trailed off turning slightly green. Who the hell wrote his name down on that paper!?!
Mr. Affection slapped his hands together. "STD'S, GENITALS! THEY BOTH REFER TO HOMOSEXUALITY!"
"Do you have to shout it?" JaeJoong asked weakly, his face so red it looked like it was about to burst into flame. Mr. Affection smiled.
"Come to the front of the class, you beautiful man you"
Silence.
YunHo's jaw clenched. JaeJoong quite reluctantly stood up, and started to the front of the class. Mr. Affection stood behind JaeJoong, and touched his shoulders. JaeJoong passed YunHo a nervous look, shaking his head minutely-telling him telepathically to stay in his seat. JaeJoong knew how jealous his boyfriend could get, and well Mr. Affection was unpredictable, and you never knew what those types of people were capable of.
ChangMin got up to try to sit in JaeJoong's chair, he felt a hot hand land on his shoulder. ChangMin bit his lip and closed his eyes. And started reciting prayers.
"Where are you going ChangMin? You weren't thinking of changing seats were you?" Junsu asked, his voice full of honey and syrup. ChangMin shook his head furiously.
"Of course not!"
Mr. Affection ignoring the death glares he was receiving from YunHo, the sweat pouring from ChangMin, and the angelic smile on Junsu's face, looked at YooChun.
"Hey you, pretty boy-get up here"
YooChun got up without complaint, and made his way to the front of the class to stand next to JaeJoong.
"ALL RIGHT!" Mr. Affection bellowed. JaeJoong lost ninety-five percent of his hearing. "WHEN YOU LOOK AT THESE TWO BOYS DO YOU THINK THEY ARE HOMOSEXUALS?"
"HEY!" JaeJoong shouted. Mr. Affection pinched his butt cheek, JaeJoong went strangely quiet. YunHo had his arms crossed absolutely refusing to be cooperative. ChangMin was too scared to speak.
Junsu stood up. "Yes, I do Mr. Affection!"
"Junsu!" JaeJoong made to stand up, and then flushed when he realized he was already standing up. Mr. Affection smiled.
"What a sweet angelic boy" ChangMin made a strange wet gurgling sound. Junsu blew YooChun a kiss, in which YooChun caught and ate. YunHo looked like he was going to hurl. Mr. Affection turned to YooChun.
"You mega pretty boy, do you believe what the angel (gurgling sounds) just said?"
YooChun looked thoughtful. "I'm not sure if I agree with Su-ah" the temperature in the room suddenly dropped. Strange. No one noticed this but ChangMin poor, poor ChangMin-ah. He gulped, and wondered if Junsu would spot him reaching for his book bag, to see if his cross was in there!
"WELL WHAT DO YOU THINK!" Mr. Affection shouted. JaeJoong was officially deaf in one ear. "TELL US ALL!"
"I think that when people look at me, they see me as a player" the temperature dropped to that of hell. ChangMin whimpered pitifully. "I mean before I settled down, I was after everything on two legs-and if they were already taken, I'd just woo them and they'd fall into my arms" he shrugged, huge grin on his face. "Those were the days-I can't do that anymore though"
JaeJoong was looking at YooChun like he was possessed. YunHo still had his arms crossed, staring off at nothing being completely uncooperative. ChangMin just wished he would shut up.
"Why do you think that?" Mr. Affection asked.
"My boyfriend has gots to be the most bossiest guy I've ever met, even though he's the first and only boy I've ever been with!" YooChun looked wounded, his eyes glossed over slightly, "he never lets me do anything, the only time we're separated is when we have to go to our respective classes, and even then he's sending me text messages every five seconds!"
Junsu looked scandalized. "CHUNNIE! That's you!"
"So it's me!" YooChun said, glaring over in Junsu's direction behind a twitching ChangMin. Strange. No one seemed to noticed ChangMin's state.
"IT IS YOU!" Junsu shrieked, sounding like a angry dolphin. Mr. Affection clapped his hands, Junsu sat down completely forgetting about the earlier incident. YooChun went back to smiling goofily. YunHo was still being uncooperative, and JaeJoong was just wondering what the hell was going on!
Mr. Affection settled his gaze on JaeJoong. "You beautiful man, do you agree with what the angel (gurgling) said?" JaeJoong pouted his lips. This seemed to catch YunHo's attention, because he turned away from the window, and settled his gaze on JaeJoong and his sexy pouty lips.
"No. I don't!" YunHo's eyebrows disappeared into his hairline.
Mr. Affection smiled. "And why not?"
"I think that when people look at me, they see a sexy beast!" YunHo choked on his spit. Junsu giggled like a girl. "I mean look at me, I'm so sexy its ridiculous! Which is why my boyfriend cannot seem to keep his jealous hands off of me!"
"JAEJOONG!" YunHo exclaimed, sounding even more scandalized than Junsu had. "THAT'S YOU!"
"So its me!" JaeJoong said glaring over in YunHo's direction, next to a twitching ChangMin. Strange. No one seemed to notice this.
"IT IS YOU!" YunHo roared, sounding like a angry tiger. Mr. Affection clapped his hands. YunHo sat down, the uncooperative stance back, JaeJoong went back to looking completely lost.
At that moment the bell rung, signaling the end of second hour, and the sexual education class. Junsu hopped up and walked over to YooChun practically throwing himself into his arms.
"Why were you so far away from me Chunnie!" Junsu whined kissing his boyfriends mouth.
YunHo grabbed JaeJoong around the waist. "Who does that guy think he is, putting his hands on you like that!" YunHo complained pressing a kiss to JaeJoong's temple.
JaeJoong noticed ChangMin sprawled out on the desk, looking like a fish out of water. He poked his shoulder.
"Minnie! Look at you, have you been like this throughout the whole hour? I knew I should have marched you back to class!" He pulled ChangMin out of the chair, and into his arms. ChangMin started crying into his shoulder.
"It was horrible umma, JUST HORRIBLE!" ChangMin cried. JaeJoong patted his back and cooed into his ear. YunHo picked up his book bag, as well as JaeJoong's and ChangMin's.
"Chunnie will carry ChangMin's" Junsu chirruped. ChangMin clutched JaeJoong even tighter. The five friends walked out the classroom. Mr. Affection walked towards the door and closed it. He then walked over to the board, and used the eraser to wipe off what he had written.
He then turned and looked at the empty room.
"Class dismissed" he whispered, than disappeared in a wisp of purple smoke.
"For today at least" this was followed by loud booming laughter...
[Argh. I tried really hard to be funny, the ending was the start of maybe a part II or something. I mean if it's even funny at all. I don't know what I was thinking, because I was going to have Junsu be the smart ass, but then him being afraid of ChangMin lodged itself into my mind, and there was nothing I could do.
For Soloscry-hope you as well as all the other who attempt to read this fic like it-I might write a part two, since I fell in love with Mr. Affection!]