SEX ED (DBSK STYLE) PART II~
Title- SEX ED (DBSK STYLE)
Length- One-shot {maybe}
Rating- R
Pairing- JaeHo, YooSu
Genre- Humor, crack
Summary- Who new Sexual Education class could be USEFUL. (SOLOSCRY came up with the plot bunny, and which I thought was a really hilarious premise. I'm not so good with humor, but I hope I make a few of you laugh when this is all over!)
Part Two
YooChun took the wrapper off the sucker and stuck it into his mouth, slurping on it messily. He was headed to his locker, to get Junsu's notes out (that he cheated off of in first hour) and give them back to his boyfriend, who had nearly made him deaf when he scolded him for leaving the notes in his locker, when he knew Junsu would need them for his next class. YooChun unlocked his lock, but paused quite suddenly, when something that smelled like lavender perfume wafted through the air.
"I suddenly want to follow this smell and see where it leads me" he watched a trail of purple misty smoke dance through the air, leading down the stairs to where the 100 classes were held. He made a move as if to follow the smoke, when his cell phone went off. He groaned when he realized it was Junsu.
"Yes, my little dolphin?"
"WHERE ARE MY NOTES CHUNNIE THE TEST IS ABOUT TO START I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU FORGOT TO BRING THEM TOO ME, YOU KNOW I HAVE THAT CLASS RIGHT AFTER YOU!"
"I forgot! I told you I was sorry!"
"JUNSU!"
Junsu let out a dolphin like squeak, and quickly hung the phone up in YooChun's face. YooChun miffed, then turned to his locker. Why was he at his locker again, when he should be in class? He shrugged his shoulders, locking his locker back up-he skipped off to class.
The teacher settled her gaze on JaeJoong, who was really wishing she hadn't. He had came back to the school the day after the dreaded Sexual Education Course to find that someone had stuffed a box of condoms in his desk. JaeJoong had been mortified beyond belief. And it was all this teachers fault, for putting his personal business out like that for the whole class to hear. Then again...those condoms had come in handy-who knew YunHo could be so horny. That Sexual Education Class had improved their sex life-tremendously.
"JaeJoong" she started, her ruby red lips stretching into a wide smile across her face, making her look like some sort of corrupted clown. "What is today?" She asked.
"Er. Tuesday." JaeJoong answered.
"Correct. That course is a semester class, why aren't you there instead of here?"
It sounded like she was trying to get rid of him! The nerve of this clown faced teacher.
"What?" JaeJoong yelled standing up disrupting his chair. The class burst into giggles behind him. "I didn't even sign up for that class, why do I HAVE to go! Isn't it optional?"
"JaeJoong" she said once again.
"Damn teacher..." JaeJoong mumbled under his breath, as he made his way to YunHo's class. YunHo had just walked out, the most confused look on his face. He spotted JaeJoong who was about to run into the open door of the class next to his, and walked over to him.
"What are you doing out of class?"
"That teacher hates me! She's MAKING me go to that stupid Sexual Education class, how can you MAKE someone go to an optional class, it doesn't make any sense!" JaeJoong's eyes started to tear up, and YunHo pulled him into his embrace. "It's so unfair Yunnie! It's because we're in love isn't it, they're trying to come between our love!"
"Um. I doubt that's it boo, come on we should really get to the class before they catch us out in the hallway"
"BUT I DON'T WANT TO GO-YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!"
"Boo." YunHo said his voice dropping a few octaves, turning JaeJoong into immediate mush.
"Yes, Yunnie-ah?"
"We have to go to the class okay, you'll go if I go right?" he said gently stroking JaeJoong's cheek. JaeJoong leaned into his touch.
"Of course Yunnie-I'll go anywhere you go"
"That's what I like to hear" he said before literally stealing the breath from JaeJoong's mouth, and dragging him down towards room 102 while still maintaining the lip lock.
-I'm not going!- ChangMin told himself firmly. His cross had mysteriously disappeared, and he knew he wouldn't be able to survive being around Junsu without it. Mr. Specks fixed his HUGE eyes on ChangMin, startling the poor guy.
"ChangMin you wont be attending your Sex Ed course today? It's Tuesday." He asked. ChangMin shook his head. Mr. Specks shrugged, as he turned to finish explaining the lesson, there was a sudden knock at his door.
"Junsu?" Questioned Mr. Specks.
-OH-NO!- ChangMin ducked his head, trying to hide, maybe Junsu would think he had already left, and would walk off.
"I don't see him Su-he's probably already in the class," came YooChun's bored voice, as he slouched against the doorframe. ChangMin wanted to kiss YooChun, but was too afraid Junsu would do horrible things to his body if he did.
"ChangMin!" Junsu shouted happily.
-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!- ChangMin moaned pathetically to himself, as Junsu waltzed into the classroom towards him.
"CHANGMIN! Look at you you're shivering!" JaeJoong ran over to ChangMin, who looked like he was suffering from the flu. "I'm taking you back to class right now, this class cannot be healthy for you-my poor Minnie-ah come to umma, I'll protect you!"
The door burst open, and slammed into the wall nearly cracking the plaster. Wait. Some of it did crack. The five boys stood staring at the room, as a strange light seemed to be emitting from it. "Hide behind me ChangMin!" JaeJoong ordered, in which ChangMin had no problem obeying.
"What's going on?" YunHo asked, walking slowly towards the door. Suddenly a long black leather whip flew out from inside the room, wrapping itself around both of YunHo's wrists. There was a moment of stunned silence from all parties...
"AAH!" YunHo screamed, as he was pulled inside the classroom. The four boys stood wide eyed. YooChun's entire body started to shake.
"YUNNIE!" JaeJoong cried, running into the classroom unintentionally dragging a protesting ChangMin in with him. Junsu cocked his head to the side looking curious.
"Chunnie, let's go inside" Junsu said and started towards the classroom, YooChun's eyes widened. Did his boyfriend not just see that whip, there was no way he was stepping foot inside that classro-
Another whip shot out, wrapping itself around YooChun's waist. "AAH! SU SAVE ME!" YooChun cried as he was pulled quite forcefully into the classroom, Junsu just followed him inside with a smile.
Mr. Affection wrote his name back on the board. He was dressed like he was on some sort of tropical vacation. He wore some colorful shorts, with a skin tight black short sleeved shirt, that read- 'OVER THE RAINBOW' in every color of the rainbow, and some brown toe out sandals-his hair was tied back in a stylish pony-tail, and he was holding a man purse.
YunHo and YooChun were shaking like leaves in the wind. JaeJoong had his arms around YunHo's shoulders and was kissing his face and cooing in his ear trying to calm his beloved down. Junsu was holding YooChun's shaking hand, rubbing his fingers with his own in a soothing gesture.
"I'm so super glad to see the five of you gorgeous looking guys back for the second week of Sexual Education!" he clapped his hands jovially.
Junsu stood up.
"Are you gay?"
"Junsu!" JaeJoong immediately reprimanded.
"No. What would give you that idea?"
Silence.
Junsu sat back down. YooChun and YunHo had mysteriously stopped shaking, and were looking quite normal. Well YooChun had a happy grin on his face, and YunHo was brooding, while at the same time trying to get a blushing JaeJoong to sit on his lap. ChangMin of course was trying to make himself as inconspicuous as possible-but he was so hungry! He took out a bag of chips, and started to eat them at a rapid pace.
"TODAY!" boomed Mr. Affection, "WE'RE GOING TO TALK ABOUT THE MATING RITUALS OF ANIMALS!"
"Hey! Wait! What the hell does that have to do with anything?" YunHo yelled.
Mr. Affection turned and fixed YunHo with a cold stare. "And why is that?" He asked, his voice dripping with acid.
"Er. What?" YunHo said, feeling the flames of fury licking at his sides. Mr. Affection smiled and winked at YunHo, complete with little hearts and peace signs.
"I'll be right back my little lovelies..." his voice then darkened dramatically, and he pulled a whip out of nowhere, the same whip he used to pull in YunHo and YooChun. Much shivering commenced from said two. And cracked it threateningly. "...if any of you decide to leave while I'm out, I will hunt you down and do disgusting inhumane things to your body..." he walked out the classroom humming 'Love is Forever' by Tommy February6.
"HE'S CRAZY!" YunHo raged. JaeJoong stood up and started massaging YunHo's shoulders. "Where the hell do they get off hiring someone like that-it defies all meaning!" He continued to complain. "A little higher Jae..."
ChangMin got up to throw away his chip bag.
"ChangMin why don't you come and sit by me" Junsu asked his voice like a melodic choir. -Damn it! I knew it was only a matter of time before he noticed me, I should've just stayed in my seat...but the thought of littering just destroys me, we should preserve the planet not...wait a minute, I believe I got a little bit off track-IT'S BECAUSE OF JUNSU. Everyone thinks he's an angel but I KNOW BETTER! I KNOW!-
"Heh, its fine REALLY. I'm sitting next to hyung!"
ChangMin raced back over and sat down in the seat next to JaeJoong, who was at the moment trying to prevent YunHo from molesting him.
"Yunnie-stop!"
"Aw Jae...you know you like it..."
-My purity!- ChangMin thought, as he saw it flying away from him, waving and blowing him kisses.
"It's okay Minnie-ah, me and YooChun can come and sit next to you" he took YooChun's hand, and they walked over. ChangMin felt himself break out in as cold sweat, as Junsu took the seat behind him. ChangMin felt his bladder swell.
-I think I'm going to piss on myself-
Mr. Affection skipped back into the room, and threw lollipops into the air. Each landed on the respective person desks. "Okay, my little hotties! On your desk you will see a delicious lollipop-when I point to you I want you to tell me the animal that is displayed on the front of the wrapper-can you do it! Can you do it! Of course you can!"
Silence.
Mr. Affection pointed to ChangMin. "A deer????" He answered.
He pointed to Junsu. "A cute wittle sheep!" Mr. Affection swooned at Junsu's angelic-ness, and pointed to YooChun.
"A rabbit?????????????" He answered, cocking a brow.
He pointed to YunHo. "A tiger" He answered, sounding a little smug. Mr. Affection then pointed to JaeJoong, who was a little miffed at being skipped over.
"A lion!" He sulked.
"Hey! How come you get to be the lion?" YunHo roared.
"I'm older." JaeJoong responded ending the debate.
"ALL RIGHT!" Mr. Affection chirped, as he bent over and pulled some outfits out of the bag and tossed them to there respective owners.
"Is this a rabbit costume?" YooChun asked, holding it between his finger and thumb like it was carrying some sort of disease.
"Actually its a bunny! You'll look so adorable in it, I promise!" YooChun really didn't know how to feel after hearing that. "Now go and get dressed, and remember" they heard a whip crack from somewhere. "If you don't come back..."
YunHo stood in front of the classroom with YooChun and ChangMin. Junsu and JaeJoong sat next to each other. JaeJoong looking adorably surly, and Junsu was looking like a kid in a candy store.
"Chunnie you look soooooooo cute, I just want to huggle and pet you all day!" Junsu gushed. YooChun blushed scarlet at the innuendo.
-I knew it!- ChangMin thought from his spot on the right side of YunHo. -Junsu's no angel, he's evil! And I'll prove it, I'LL PROVE IT!- ChangMin started laughing ominously too himself. YunHo gave him a weird look, and edged a little bit away from him. Son or not, he really thought JaeJoong influenced him too much.
"Now my little pets!" Mr. Affection patted the top of JaeJoong and Junsu's heads. JaeJoong PURRED. And Junsu BAA'D. YooChun and YunHo's jaws both clenched in unison at seeing this man TOUCH their boyfriends. He looked at YooChun. "Act like a bunny!"
YooChun just stared at him. How the hell was he suppose to act like a damn bunny. "Aww Chunnie act like a bunny!" Junsu said clapping his hands. YooChun sighed inwardly, and kneeled down on his haunches, twitching his nose. Junsu cooed.
"OH MY GOODNESS Chunnie-ah, your so adorable I want to do things to you!" Junsu exclaimed, cheeks reddening.
Silence.
Mr. Affection looked at YunHo, who took a step back.
"Act like a tiger!"
As if on cue. "Aw Yunnie-love, that would be the sexiest thing ever, do it for me!" JaeJoong said, clapping his hands together.
YunHo's eyebrows shot straight into his hairline. But he did get down on all four and like roared. JaeJoong let out a sensual moan, that made YunHo instantly hard.
"That made me so hot Yunnie-I just want to take off all my clothes!"
-WHAT THE HELL!?!?!- thought ChangMin.
"Me too" Junsu moaned, tugging at his sheep shirt. JaeJoong pulled the straps of his lion costume down over his shoulders. YunHo and YooChun's eyes were riveted to there boyfriend forms. And as if someone had shot off a gun, they pounced.
-OH MY GOD! MY INNOCENCE IS COMPLETLY DESTROYED!- ChangMin thought covering his tortured eyes. He felt warm breath on his ear, shaking he opened his eyes to see Mr. Affection, giving him a sexy smile.
"Act like a deer" he said in a sultry voice, flicking his tongue along the outer edge of ChangMin's ear.
-Dear God NO!-
At that moment the bell rung, and ChangMin shot out the classroom like a bat out of hell. YunHo and YooChun picked their boyfriend up, and threw them over there shoulders marching them out of the classroom, so they could do naughty sexual things to there bodies.
Mr. Affection walked towards the board and erased what he had written with the blackboard eraser. After closing the door of course.
He then turned to look over the empty classroom.
"Class dismissed" he whispered disappearing into a cloud of purple smoke.
"For today at least," this was followed by a hummed version of 'Love is Forever' by Tommy February6...
[Phew. Hope you all enjoyed Part II, will there be a part III, most likely. I'm seriously falling in love with Mr. Affection, he's a total spazz-he's so freakin' random!]
[this is for Soloscry, and all of you who reviewed-thank you so much, your really awesome!]
Length- One-shot {maybe}
Rating- R
Pairing- JaeHo, YooSu
Genre- Humor, crack
Summary- Who new Sexual Education class could be USEFUL. (SOLOSCRY came up with the plot bunny, and which I thought was a really hilarious premise. I'm not so good with humor, but I hope I make a few of you laugh when this is all over!)
Part Two
YooChun took the wrapper off the sucker and stuck it into his mouth, slurping on it messily. He was headed to his locker, to get Junsu's notes out (that he cheated off of in first hour) and give them back to his boyfriend, who had nearly made him deaf when he scolded him for leaving the notes in his locker, when he knew Junsu would need them for his next class. YooChun unlocked his lock, but paused quite suddenly, when something that smelled like lavender perfume wafted through the air.
"I suddenly want to follow this smell and see where it leads me" he watched a trail of purple misty smoke dance through the air, leading down the stairs to where the 100 classes were held. He made a move as if to follow the smoke, when his cell phone went off. He groaned when he realized it was Junsu.
"Yes, my little dolphin?"
"WHERE ARE MY NOTES CHUNNIE THE TEST IS ABOUT TO START I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU FORGOT TO BRING THEM TOO ME, YOU KNOW I HAVE THAT CLASS RIGHT AFTER YOU!"
"I forgot! I told you I was sorry!"
"JUNSU!"
Junsu let out a dolphin like squeak, and quickly hung the phone up in YooChun's face. YooChun miffed, then turned to his locker. Why was he at his locker again, when he should be in class? He shrugged his shoulders, locking his locker back up-he skipped off to class.
The teacher settled her gaze on JaeJoong, who was really wishing she hadn't. He had came back to the school the day after the dreaded Sexual Education Course to find that someone had stuffed a box of condoms in his desk. JaeJoong had been mortified beyond belief. And it was all this teachers fault, for putting his personal business out like that for the whole class to hear. Then again...those condoms had come in handy-who knew YunHo could be so horny. That Sexual Education Class had improved their sex life-tremendously.
"JaeJoong" she started, her ruby red lips stretching into a wide smile across her face, making her look like some sort of corrupted clown. "What is today?" She asked.
"Er. Tuesday." JaeJoong answered.
"Correct. That course is a semester class, why aren't you there instead of here?"
It sounded like she was trying to get rid of him! The nerve of this clown faced teacher.
"What?" JaeJoong yelled standing up disrupting his chair. The class burst into giggles behind him. "I didn't even sign up for that class, why do I HAVE to go! Isn't it optional?"
"JaeJoong" she said once again.
"Damn teacher..." JaeJoong mumbled under his breath, as he made his way to YunHo's class. YunHo had just walked out, the most confused look on his face. He spotted JaeJoong who was about to run into the open door of the class next to his, and walked over to him.
"What are you doing out of class?"
"That teacher hates me! She's MAKING me go to that stupid Sexual Education class, how can you MAKE someone go to an optional class, it doesn't make any sense!" JaeJoong's eyes started to tear up, and YunHo pulled him into his embrace. "It's so unfair Yunnie! It's because we're in love isn't it, they're trying to come between our love!"
"Um. I doubt that's it boo, come on we should really get to the class before they catch us out in the hallway"
"BUT I DON'T WANT TO GO-YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!"
"Boo." YunHo said his voice dropping a few octaves, turning JaeJoong into immediate mush.
"Yes, Yunnie-ah?"
"We have to go to the class okay, you'll go if I go right?" he said gently stroking JaeJoong's cheek. JaeJoong leaned into his touch.
"Of course Yunnie-I'll go anywhere you go"
"That's what I like to hear" he said before literally stealing the breath from JaeJoong's mouth, and dragging him down towards room 102 while still maintaining the lip lock.
-I'm not going!- ChangMin told himself firmly. His cross had mysteriously disappeared, and he knew he wouldn't be able to survive being around Junsu without it. Mr. Specks fixed his HUGE eyes on ChangMin, startling the poor guy.
"ChangMin you wont be attending your Sex Ed course today? It's Tuesday." He asked. ChangMin shook his head. Mr. Specks shrugged, as he turned to finish explaining the lesson, there was a sudden knock at his door.
"Junsu?" Questioned Mr. Specks.
-OH-NO!- ChangMin ducked his head, trying to hide, maybe Junsu would think he had already left, and would walk off.
"I don't see him Su-he's probably already in the class," came YooChun's bored voice, as he slouched against the doorframe. ChangMin wanted to kiss YooChun, but was too afraid Junsu would do horrible things to his body if he did.
"ChangMin!" Junsu shouted happily.
-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!- ChangMin moaned pathetically to himself, as Junsu waltzed into the classroom towards him.
"CHANGMIN! Look at you you're shivering!" JaeJoong ran over to ChangMin, who looked like he was suffering from the flu. "I'm taking you back to class right now, this class cannot be healthy for you-my poor Minnie-ah come to umma, I'll protect you!"
The door burst open, and slammed into the wall nearly cracking the plaster. Wait. Some of it did crack. The five boys stood staring at the room, as a strange light seemed to be emitting from it. "Hide behind me ChangMin!" JaeJoong ordered, in which ChangMin had no problem obeying.
"What's going on?" YunHo asked, walking slowly towards the door. Suddenly a long black leather whip flew out from inside the room, wrapping itself around both of YunHo's wrists. There was a moment of stunned silence from all parties...
"AAH!" YunHo screamed, as he was pulled inside the classroom. The four boys stood wide eyed. YooChun's entire body started to shake.
"YUNNIE!" JaeJoong cried, running into the classroom unintentionally dragging a protesting ChangMin in with him. Junsu cocked his head to the side looking curious.
"Chunnie, let's go inside" Junsu said and started towards the classroom, YooChun's eyes widened. Did his boyfriend not just see that whip, there was no way he was stepping foot inside that classro-
Another whip shot out, wrapping itself around YooChun's waist. "AAH! SU SAVE ME!" YooChun cried as he was pulled quite forcefully into the classroom, Junsu just followed him inside with a smile.
Mr. Affection wrote his name back on the board. He was dressed like he was on some sort of tropical vacation. He wore some colorful shorts, with a skin tight black short sleeved shirt, that read- 'OVER THE RAINBOW' in every color of the rainbow, and some brown toe out sandals-his hair was tied back in a stylish pony-tail, and he was holding a man purse.
YunHo and YooChun were shaking like leaves in the wind. JaeJoong had his arms around YunHo's shoulders and was kissing his face and cooing in his ear trying to calm his beloved down. Junsu was holding YooChun's shaking hand, rubbing his fingers with his own in a soothing gesture.
"I'm so super glad to see the five of you gorgeous looking guys back for the second week of Sexual Education!" he clapped his hands jovially.
Junsu stood up.
"Are you gay?"
"Junsu!" JaeJoong immediately reprimanded.
"No. What would give you that idea?"
Silence.
Junsu sat back down. YooChun and YunHo had mysteriously stopped shaking, and were looking quite normal. Well YooChun had a happy grin on his face, and YunHo was brooding, while at the same time trying to get a blushing JaeJoong to sit on his lap. ChangMin of course was trying to make himself as inconspicuous as possible-but he was so hungry! He took out a bag of chips, and started to eat them at a rapid pace.
"TODAY!" boomed Mr. Affection, "WE'RE GOING TO TALK ABOUT THE MATING RITUALS OF ANIMALS!"
"Hey! Wait! What the hell does that have to do with anything?" YunHo yelled.
Mr. Affection turned and fixed YunHo with a cold stare. "And why is that?" He asked, his voice dripping with acid.
"Er. What?" YunHo said, feeling the flames of fury licking at his sides. Mr. Affection smiled and winked at YunHo, complete with little hearts and peace signs.
"I'll be right back my little lovelies..." his voice then darkened dramatically, and he pulled a whip out of nowhere, the same whip he used to pull in YunHo and YooChun. Much shivering commenced from said two. And cracked it threateningly. "...if any of you decide to leave while I'm out, I will hunt you down and do disgusting inhumane things to your body..." he walked out the classroom humming 'Love is Forever' by Tommy February6.
"HE'S CRAZY!" YunHo raged. JaeJoong stood up and started massaging YunHo's shoulders. "Where the hell do they get off hiring someone like that-it defies all meaning!" He continued to complain. "A little higher Jae..."
ChangMin got up to throw away his chip bag.
"ChangMin why don't you come and sit by me" Junsu asked his voice like a melodic choir. -Damn it! I knew it was only a matter of time before he noticed me, I should've just stayed in my seat...but the thought of littering just destroys me, we should preserve the planet not...wait a minute, I believe I got a little bit off track-IT'S BECAUSE OF JUNSU. Everyone thinks he's an angel but I KNOW BETTER! I KNOW!-
"Heh, its fine REALLY. I'm sitting next to hyung!"
ChangMin raced back over and sat down in the seat next to JaeJoong, who was at the moment trying to prevent YunHo from molesting him.
"Yunnie-stop!"
"Aw Jae...you know you like it..."
-My purity!- ChangMin thought, as he saw it flying away from him, waving and blowing him kisses.
"It's okay Minnie-ah, me and YooChun can come and sit next to you" he took YooChun's hand, and they walked over. ChangMin felt himself break out in as cold sweat, as Junsu took the seat behind him. ChangMin felt his bladder swell.
-I think I'm going to piss on myself-
Mr. Affection skipped back into the room, and threw lollipops into the air. Each landed on the respective person desks. "Okay, my little hotties! On your desk you will see a delicious lollipop-when I point to you I want you to tell me the animal that is displayed on the front of the wrapper-can you do it! Can you do it! Of course you can!"
Silence.
Mr. Affection pointed to ChangMin. "A deer????" He answered.
He pointed to Junsu. "A cute wittle sheep!" Mr. Affection swooned at Junsu's angelic-ness, and pointed to YooChun.
"A rabbit?????????????" He answered, cocking a brow.
He pointed to YunHo. "A tiger" He answered, sounding a little smug. Mr. Affection then pointed to JaeJoong, who was a little miffed at being skipped over.
"A lion!" He sulked.
"Hey! How come you get to be the lion?" YunHo roared.
"I'm older." JaeJoong responded ending the debate.
"ALL RIGHT!" Mr. Affection chirped, as he bent over and pulled some outfits out of the bag and tossed them to there respective owners.
"Is this a rabbit costume?" YooChun asked, holding it between his finger and thumb like it was carrying some sort of disease.
"Actually its a bunny! You'll look so adorable in it, I promise!" YooChun really didn't know how to feel after hearing that. "Now go and get dressed, and remember" they heard a whip crack from somewhere. "If you don't come back..."
YunHo stood in front of the classroom with YooChun and ChangMin. Junsu and JaeJoong sat next to each other. JaeJoong looking adorably surly, and Junsu was looking like a kid in a candy store.
"Chunnie you look soooooooo cute, I just want to huggle and pet you all day!" Junsu gushed. YooChun blushed scarlet at the innuendo.
-I knew it!- ChangMin thought from his spot on the right side of YunHo. -Junsu's no angel, he's evil! And I'll prove it, I'LL PROVE IT!- ChangMin started laughing ominously too himself. YunHo gave him a weird look, and edged a little bit away from him. Son or not, he really thought JaeJoong influenced him too much.
"Now my little pets!" Mr. Affection patted the top of JaeJoong and Junsu's heads. JaeJoong PURRED. And Junsu BAA'D. YooChun and YunHo's jaws both clenched in unison at seeing this man TOUCH their boyfriends. He looked at YooChun. "Act like a bunny!"
YooChun just stared at him. How the hell was he suppose to act like a damn bunny. "Aww Chunnie act like a bunny!" Junsu said clapping his hands. YooChun sighed inwardly, and kneeled down on his haunches, twitching his nose. Junsu cooed.
"OH MY GOODNESS Chunnie-ah, your so adorable I want to do things to you!" Junsu exclaimed, cheeks reddening.
Silence.
Mr. Affection looked at YunHo, who took a step back.
"Act like a tiger!"
As if on cue. "Aw Yunnie-love, that would be the sexiest thing ever, do it for me!" JaeJoong said, clapping his hands together.
YunHo's eyebrows shot straight into his hairline. But he did get down on all four and like roared. JaeJoong let out a sensual moan, that made YunHo instantly hard.
"That made me so hot Yunnie-I just want to take off all my clothes!"
-WHAT THE HELL!?!?!- thought ChangMin.
"Me too" Junsu moaned, tugging at his sheep shirt. JaeJoong pulled the straps of his lion costume down over his shoulders. YunHo and YooChun's eyes were riveted to there boyfriend forms. And as if someone had shot off a gun, they pounced.
-OH MY GOD! MY INNOCENCE IS COMPLETLY DESTROYED!- ChangMin thought covering his tortured eyes. He felt warm breath on his ear, shaking he opened his eyes to see Mr. Affection, giving him a sexy smile.
"Act like a deer" he said in a sultry voice, flicking his tongue along the outer edge of ChangMin's ear.
-Dear God NO!-
At that moment the bell rung, and ChangMin shot out the classroom like a bat out of hell. YunHo and YooChun picked their boyfriend up, and threw them over there shoulders marching them out of the classroom, so they could do naughty sexual things to there bodies.
Mr. Affection walked towards the board and erased what he had written with the blackboard eraser. After closing the door of course.
He then turned to look over the empty classroom.
"Class dismissed" he whispered disappearing into a cloud of purple smoke.
"For today at least," this was followed by a hummed version of 'Love is Forever' by Tommy February6...
[Phew. Hope you all enjoyed Part II, will there be a part III, most likely. I'm seriously falling in love with Mr. Affection, he's a total spazz-he's so freakin' random!]
[this is for Soloscry, and all of you who reviewed-thank you so much, your really awesome!]