SEX ED (DBSK STYLE) PART III
SEX ED (DBSK STYLE) PART III
[Based off of Plot Bunny of Soloscry]
"JaeJoong you have a test today, you couldn't just skip out on school." YunHo said as he pulled his protesting boyfriend into the school building and down the hall towards where their lockers were located. YooChun and Junsu were already at theirs, kissing and touching and doing a whole slew of other things the two boys really shouldn't have been doing in school.
"READY FOR THAT FOOTBALL GAME FRIDAY YUNHOOOO!" roared ShinDong as he made his way over to the four friends, who in return where looking at him like he was crazy.
"I'm quite certain you didn't have to yell it." JaeJoong said looping his arm with YunHo's and glaring at the heavyset boy.
"WHATEVER. SO YUNHO YOU ON FOR THAT GAME!"
YunHo nodded a tight smile on his face. ShinDong slapped his shoulder sending YunHo forwards by a couple paces and walked off screaming, "YEAH! FREAKING YEAH! THAT FOOTBALL GAME IS GOING TO BE OOOON!" to anyone within hearing range. The four friends decided that now was a better time than any to head to class before any of there other friends decided to pay them a visit.
ChangMin smiled sweetly at the cross around his neck fingering it lovingly. "Ah, you my beautiful connection to the Almighty will keep me safe from Junsu." ChangMin brought the cross up to his lips and kissed it, then kissed it again for a much longer period of time-and then suddenly started tonguing it.
A toilet flushed an ChangMin nearly jumped out of his skin. He whirled around to see the captain of the soccer team SiWon walk out of the bathroom. He blushed furiously. Had SiWon heard him talking to the cross? THE MORTIFICATION!
ChangMin wanted to die, he seriously wanted to die.
SiWon spotted him and threw him a smile.
On second thought, ChangMin wanted to live, he seriously wanted to live.
JaeJoong's pencil snapped when the accursed teacher settled her gaze on him. A symphony of curses flew through his head, finally settling on homicide.
"JaeJoong," she started her voice as sweet as dying kittens. "What's today?" She asked, smiling impishly.
"Tuesday." JaeJoong grounded out.
"Exactly. The Sexual Education course is a semester class, soon my dear JaeJoong this conversation between me and you is going to get old, and once it gets old I'm going to get very pissed and you don't want me pissed now do you?"
"No."
"Then get out!"
"Damn teacher...I want to dump her body in acid and watch her skin melt away..." JaeJoong mumbled darkly. He was on his way to YunHo's classroom. He made it to the door and knocked, the door opened and who should come and answer the door-but that skank Seul Gi. Oh, how JaeJoong hated her. Their eyes met, and seriously electricity began to crackle between them.
"JaeJoong," her eyes raked down his beautiful body. "It's good to know that that sex change operation is going swell." She smirked at the furious look on JaeJoong's face.
"Seul Gi, its good to know that hookers want an education too."
Oh that did it.
Seul Gi let out some sort of cat call and made to lunge at JaeJoong, but YunHo quickly intervened.
"Ah, Jae shouldn't we be getting to Sex Ed..." he trailed off dragging JaeJoong with him.
Wow...I've never noticed how hot SiWon was until that encounter with him in the bathroom. ChangMin thought. He's so hot, that I can't seem to think of anything at the moment but him...
"MINNIE-AH! YOUR HYUNGS HAVE COME TO WHISK YOU AWAY!" Junsu called in sing song.
Damn you SiWon and your hotness, damn you to hell!
YooChun pressed his ear against the door, and then pulled back.
"I hear music, very strange music."
"That settles it!" JaeJoong said, his arms wrapped around ChangMin's shoulders as the younger male clutched his waist and shivered in intervals. He had somehow lost his beloved cross, the only thing that could save him from...Junsu.
Junsu giggled. ChangMin whimpered.
"That Mr. Sparkles guy is really having a bad effect on my poor Minnie, I will not have him sit through another session of this-"
The door was opening. Very. Very. Slowly.
The five men stared at the door unable to take their eyes off of it, and what lurked inside of it. When the door opened all the way, there was nothing to be seen but complete and utter darkness. YooChun started whistling to himself to distract the others from his shaking.
"ENTER MY PRETTIES!" Came the voice of Mr. Affection. "ENTER MY WORLD."
"No thank you!" YunHo chirped reaching for JaeJoong's arm so they could walk off and tell there teachers that the class had been cancelled.
(YunHo : On another note, why are we the only people who ever attends this stupid class?
Me : Er...)
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEER! or die!"
With no other choice the poor men, (well except Junsu who was unusually perky) walked inside the classroom.
"I. Think. I'm. Blind." YunHo said, as the five boys took in Mr. Affections attire after being mometarily blinded when the men suddenly turned on the lights. He was dressed in some sort of tight leather bondage gear, with buckle boots, his hair was died a color so black it seemed to absorb the light, and he was (JaeJoong noticed with disgust) wearing a tacky amount of make up.
Mr. Affection walked over to the board and wrote his name on it.
He then turned around and winked at them for no apparent reason.
Junsu stood up.
"Are you gay?"
"Junsu!" JaeJoong immediately reprimanded.
"No. What would give you that idea?"
Silence.
Junsu sat back down. YooChun and YunHo was looking at the alarming torture devices strung out throughout the classroom their faces paling considerably. Mr. Affection was skipping around from one torture device to the next, and singing what had to be the most gayest song ever.
"Get up before you Go-go! Don't leave me standing here like a yo-yo!"
YunHo choked on his spit, and JaeJoong actually looked like he was in physical pain. Junsu was humming the tune, and YooChun looked like he was contemplating suicide. ChangMin on the other hand...
Sigh...I'm really hungry! ChangMin took out a bag of twizzlers and started devouring them, making sounds of absolute pleasure. Mr. Affection who was shaking his backside, smirked in ChangMin's direction, before picking up a...dildo.
"Okay my little pretties, we are going to discuss the benefits of owning a dildo for today’s lesson!"
"Hey! Wait! What the hell does that have to do with anything!?!" YunHo yelled absolutely scandalized. Junsu's interest piqued ten fold.
"I think he's kidding..." JaeJoong murmured sounding slightly ill.
ChangMin sighed in bliss, and without thinking stood up to go throw away the twizzler bag. Junsu looked over in his direction.
"ChangMin why don't you come and sit by me?" Junsu asked his voice like fireflies fluttering in the darkness. Shit! I knew it was only a matter of time before Junsu noticed me... ChangMin thought in a panick.
"Ah, its fine REALLY, I'm sitting next to hyung." ChangMin rushed back over to JaeJoong who was playing with his hair, YunHo ogling him like a tasty treat.
"That's okay me and YooChun will come sit next to you!" He chirped twinning his fingers with YooChun and dragging the boy over to ChangMin who was shaking like a leaf in the wind. Junsu smiled angelically and sat down behind ChangMin who gripped the edges of his desk.
I Think I'm going to piss on myself
Mr. Affection was standing in front of the classroom fondling the rather thick and long dildo. "I'm going to step out for a second to go retrieve someone for today’s demonstration, none of you better move from your seats unless you want me to do sexy things to your bodies!"
Commence a moment of all five shuddering in unison.
Mr. Affection skipped out the classroom, humming Glamorous by Fergie.
"HE'S CRAZY!" YunHo exploded. JaeJoong started massaging his shoulders to calm him. "Where do they get off hiring someone like that to teach us! It defies all logic!" He continued to rage. "A little lower Jae..."
"I say we complain, at first I thought it was amusing, but seriously I think this guy is nuts, and he's so obviously gay that I want to scream every time he denies it!" YooChun complained quite uncharacteristically. Junsu hugged his arm.
"Aw Chunnie-love I like him! He's funny!"
"Stop it Su, before you make me angry." YooChun deadpanned.
ChangMin leaned forwards slowly. I knew it, under that angelic facade he's evil...and horny.
Mr. Affection raced back inside the classroom startling everyone. A second later in walked a dangerously attractive and ludicrously sexy man. "I know what you all are thinking...who is this sexy piece of man candy!"
Silence.
"1...2...3...4...5...6..." a dramatic pause, "Se7en!" He started clapping, and Se7en smiled.
"Actually my name is Dong-Wook, but all my homies call me Se7en, except for my BF TaeBin A.K.A. Danny who calls me Sevy!" He threw up the piece sign, then turned it down. YooChun raised his hand.
"Yes." Mr. Affection said with dangerous calm.
"Are you going to get to the part where any of this makes sense?"
"OF COURSE!" Mr. Affection pulled out the dildo, Se7en looked excited. Everyone with the exception of Junsu looked sick. "This lovely specimen of a man is going to stick this dildo up is ass, and while he is doing this I am going to explain the main points of sexual stimulation and release!" He sung twirling around in an elaborate circle.
"Oh. My. God." YunHo voiced. "Please tell me your kidding."
Mr. Affection smirked and then turned his gaze to Se7en. Who then proceeded to pull down his pants at the same time reaching for the dildo. Junsu leaned forwards in obvious anticipation.
"Chunnie..." He said breathlessly. YooChun pretended not to hear him.
"SEVY!" Came a angry voice from the doorway. Se7en froze.
"Danny?" He squeaked out.
ChangMin decided to use this moment to switch seats, a hot hand landed on his shoulder, and ChangMin stilled violently.
"You weren't thinking of moving now were you ChangMin?" Junsu asked his voice like sweet melancholy...
MEANWHILE~
TaeBin bodily removed Se7en from the classroom muttering about all the sexy ways he was going to make Se7en scream his name, snatching the dildo from Mr. Affection (who pouted cutely) in the process. It was a moment of stunned and horrified silence, and then Mr. Affection clapped his hands together.
"That of course didn't go as planned," he then pulled out a whip and a lease, and looked expectantly at the five men. "Who would like to try these babies out?"
Cue all four members with the exception of Junsu paling.
"Chunnie..." Junsu moaned, his fingernails scratching into the desk. YooChun once again pretended not to hear him. They were saved from further mortification by the ringing of the bell. YooChun jumped up like someone had set a fire under his ass and gripped Junsu's wrist.
"I've never made love in a locker before..." He said thoughtfully. Junsu jumped into his arms.
"TAKE ME!" He declared as YooChun swept him from the classroom.
JaeJoong turned and looked at ChangMin who looked like he had been turned to stone. "Minnie! What the hell-" JaeJoong felt lips on his neck as strong arms came and encircled his waist.
"Boo, I've never made love in a tree before..."
"..."
Smoke billowed behind them as they exited the class. Mr. Affection's eyes landed on ChangMin and he cracked the whip. "That just leaves me and you little Min."
ChangMin stood up. And promptly left.
Mr. Affection chuckled softly to himself, closed the door, snapped his fingers and disappeared in a wisp of purple smoke.
[Long update. I know. My first day of College was today, and I actually made it through it without losing my mind. Although I did get homework. >_>. Hope you all enjoy this chapter, and there will be a part two of this particular lesson which is going to be A LOT kinkier.]