in an article on happiness and heart disease...
"They could not categorically prove happiness was protective, but said people should try to enjoy themselves."

counting down the days til i get to see the magnetic fields...(also til i get to drink two pints of laxative and have someone probe my colon)
best lyrics from their newest album
"I want you crawling back to me
Down on your knees, yeah
Like an appendectomy
Sans anesthesia"

turns out, that when at a make out party, the line "want to make out?" works wonders!!!!!

OMG PLEASE STOP TALKING TO YOURSELF I CAN NOT TAKE IT. ALSO I THINK I HAVE PARASITES. YAY CAPS.

there are no more chair squeaks coming from his office :)

breaking out, cramping, bloated, grumpy...can i be an more of a walking hormonal cliche?????

THANK YOU!

Just thought I'd procrastinate for a bit and say that bicycats is my new favorite band of 2010 so far.
okby

is it necessary to narrate EVERY SINGLE thing you do???? I am seriously about to lose my mind, I can't focus with stream of consciousness rambling surround sound!!!!!!!!!!!

will consuming carbonated energy drinks shorten my lifespan?