It said that my sexy Halloween costume is "Cleopatra". But actually, I'm going as Little Red Riding Hood, after she was eaten by the wolf. That is, assuming Little Red Riding Hood is a 26 year old, who happens to don a corset, bloomers, thigh highs, garters, and boots. I'm gonna have a cape (of course) and make my face, neck, arms and what's showing of my legs covered in scratches and bite marks. And I might carry around a bloody hatchet. Me so crazy. What are you going as? Are you going to heed the advice of the random sexy Halloween costume thingymajigger?
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