001. August 1st.

[celkin]

I am in the bathtub with Irving and we are having an amazing time! I do enjoy our boats! I think that we might race them next! We also have some other toys floating around. Irving says hello. She looks a bit stupid with her hair half wet and the rest not. She is still as lovely as always, of course! I think I will get back to bathing now. The

Comments

[buttonholed]

That's rather homoerotic.

[celkin]

No, it isn't! What are you talking about?

[buttonholed]

Two girls bathing together is what I'm talking about.

[celkin]

It is thrilling!

[rathereffable]

Why didn't you invite me?

[celkin]

You are not here!

[rathereffable]

That's because you didn't invite me. I say, would I be a bother if I were to come now? I'll even bring my own toys -- you can never have too many boats to re-enact the Battle of Trafalgar with while bathing.

[celkin]

You must bring a swimsuit!

[weasled]

I'm curious; is this what these journals are usually used for?

[celkin]

Bathing? Of course not!

[weasled]

I mean to say - I was under the impression they were to be used for classwork?

[celkin]

Classwork does not matter all the time!

[citrustrees]

You are bathing yourself in the bacteria that washes off her body as you sit nakedly in your bathtub.

[celkin]

What is your point?

[citrustrees]

Bathing together with a GIRL when you are already a girl is disgusting. You do not know where Stewart's body has been!!!!!!!

[celkin]

Yes, I do! It has been with me all day.

[roseisa]

[celkin]

Are you having problems?

[roseisa]

I think I have it under control now? Thank you.

[celkin]

Are you sure? You are making a mess of my journal.