Comments | celkin: 003. August 8th.

celkin

003. August 8th.

Mar 08, 2008 21:24

Irving and Amity!! Where are you at and how did I get here? All I see are trees. I don't know where I am! Whose idea was this? I think I am walking in circles! Now I am sitting by a tree. How surprising!

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playingcupid March 9 2008, 04:59:29 UTC

Are you at the campsite for the cup already?

celkin March 9 2008, 05:01:15 UTC

No. I am in the middle of the forest somewhere. I don't care about Quidditch!

playingcupid March 9 2008, 05:29:00 UTC

What the fuck are you doing in a forest, then? I can't imagine them being that fun.

celkin March 9 2008, 05:31:29 UTC

Oh yes, it's a riot! Can't you tell?

smithami March 9 2008, 05:09:34 UTC

You're not making it very easy to find you! We're surrounded by trees. I'm glad I went with Irving and not you.

celkin March 9 2008, 05:13:45 UTC

What else can I do?

smithami March 9 2008, 05:18:16 UTC

I don't know. If you're nearby, maybe we can find you if you start shouting.

celkin March 9 2008, 05:19:45 UTC

Fine. I'll yell your names and you need to come find me. I think I tried that already, though.

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with_bite March 9 2008, 05:16:50 UTC

I don't know why I'm trying to help you but Send up a signal. Irving will see it and if there's any Muggles about, it will just look like someone's setting off fireworks. It's not Guy Falkes yet but they quite often do that in the summer.

celkin March 9 2008, 05:18:49 UTC

I'll set fire to a tree. Why do you care, anyway?

with_bite March 9 2008, 05:22:30 UTC

You wouldn't if you were in a clearing. How the fuck am I supposed to know how dense the forest is?

I'm worried about the forest creatures choking on your bones when you die of starvation and they knaw on you afterwards.

celkin March 9 2008, 05:24:57 UTC

It's not actually that dense, but I probably can't aim.

Thank you, that is so reassuring.

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rathereffable March 9 2008, 05:25:34 UTC

I'm sure someone as clever as you has exhausted all possibilities by now and that's why you must resort to help, but have you tried Apparating back home? Wherever you are right now.

celkin March 9 2008, 05:26:42 UTC

I will splinch myself, and I am rather attached to all my limbs!

rathereffable March 9 2008, 05:31:24 UTC

What? A talented witch like you splinch yourself? Rubbish -- you'll do no such thing.

celkin March 9 2008, 05:33:42 UTC

I'm not actually that talented, Edward! And yes, I will!

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bawlbellow March 9 2008, 05:31:29 UTC

Should I light up a torch?

celkin March 9 2008, 05:34:04 UTC

I don't care! Will I see it?

bawlbellow March 9 2008, 05:37:29 UTC

Maybe I should burn a tree. There's so many -- no one would notice if one was missing.

celkin March 9 2008, 05:38:27 UTC

You will set fire to the whole forest!

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