this didn't make national news headlines, but it probably should have

[cellardarko]

yesterday, april 15, 2008, i lost my star wars virginity to return of the jedi at the ritz east.

(i kind of liked it)

Comments

[swth]

are you serious? and the first one you saw was jedi?! jesus...

[cellardarko]

yeah... it seems pretty dumb to have done that, but i'm glad I didn't pass up the opportunity to see it in a theater setting.

by the way! thank you so much for that del close article! I hadn't seen it. it was pretty effin' awesome.

hope all is well.

[heytulip]

I still have my Star Wars cherry.

[sararri411]

your first time WASN'T WITH ME?!?!?!?!

but it's about time. I would gladly relive losing my Star Wars virginity a million times over losing my actual virginity.

[cellardarko]

it was pretty much the same, except losing my real virginity contained less muppets.