Uh... So my cell mate is my brother... I don't know how cool that is... And I'm sorry, Kevin, you can't be my bitch... And Paul for conjugal visits? Uh... Yeah... I might enjoy that too much... Oh did I say that out loud?

So my love life looks amazing on paper... Now all I need is someone in real life to try all this out on...

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Hehe... These things are so great... If this ever happened I think I'd shit myself.

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So Paul is a Care Bear, huh? Wow I NEVER would have guest that one. And Tom is a Cowboy! Hmm... Angel is both a Naughty Nurse and Porn Star. Or a Porn Star acting the part of a Naughty Nurse. Hmm... Something to think about. Oh yes, and the best is, Kevin is the Dominatrix. I could totally see that ( Read more... )

Yeah. So its a cold, nasty Monday, and it's my birthday. Not that I'm complaining. I just thought that it's been awhile since I updated this damn thing, and since Paul asks me all the time when I'm going to update it, I guess I should. And what better time to update it then my bday? I don't know ( Read more... )

cellogirl7 HighwayCounty Jail6Loony-Bin Lane18Bankruptcity40Mt. Happiness133Childbirth Hospital224Please Drive CarefullyWhere are you on the highway of life?

From Go-Quiz.com

Does this mean that I can have unprotected sex, because I'm not getting pregnant for another... 224 miles?

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