Tony Kusher and Jonathan Safran Foer are my new best people ever

[cellohaha]

If anyone wants some cigarettes, I'd be happy to buy them for you, as long as you promise not to get emphysema. Same goes for lottery tickets and porn if you pay me back. I'd drive you around between midnight and five if I could, but I can't, because I don't have a license. If you're eighteen yourself we should get married. Also I'm joining the

Comments

[fluffykitten345]

Wtf? You're not allowed to get married at sixteen? Jeez. Freedom really is missing, huh?
Yes! Go to Canada! This *incredibly* hot student-y dude from Canada (now I know that sounds like an oxymoron but bear with me) is currently temping in our English dept. He is so hot he makes my friend cry! So, go North, young woman, and find yourself a rugged Canadian piece of hotness :-)

[fiddlewizard]

marriage age varies in every state, i think. I feel like in texas you just have to be 14, but that might've been driver's license...
*cough/freaks/cough*

nice icon:) one day we shall make a t-shirt... one day...