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[cellulite_sally]

i had an interesting day today. the belen rumor mill is funny. some kid asked me if iw as a virgin to which i told him i was and he's responded by tellign me all the crazy shit abut me that is supposedly "true". according to the belen rumor mill i fucked two chicks while tripping on acid. funny stuff

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[far_from_near]

lol, the belen rumor mill is made of the corpses of our jesuit ancestors that founded the establishment...which is sad.

I hope that goes well, but Mike won't be the same

Of course it is.

[daltn]

in seventh grade i was supposedly bisexual

most people there still think i smoke cannabis everyday

but the lesson of the story kids is that i'm a baller.

follow the dharma mike.

[far_from_near]

I never heard that...but frankly I didn't know you eggsisted in Seventh grade

I knew that...i think.

That's a given.

Good advice.

[daltn]

its a misconception i dont smoke everyday, or i'd have no lungs to give you cpr and emergency breathing if its ever neccesary

plus thats boring, to much of anything is bad, unless its road head.

[skaquabats]

ya find non-violent methods THAT DONT INVOLVE HITTING PEOPLE WITH MEAT
haha

[tear_sin_heaven]

whats a rumor mill?

[nyquil_00]

it's like how rumors get around

That whole non-violent thing went with my virginity--my NOT FIGHTING virginity :)

[will_read]

HAHA! VIRGIN!

Err....wait...

eh....

[far_from_near]

I am in awe and shock right now..

[will_read]

I tried the whole nonviolent thing, unitl I got attacked by a croc.

[elilu]

wow seriously in reality that might not last too long. it could last for a while but hmm..i dont know. i have faith that you will be peaceful(though for you thats a hard thing)

lol. the funniest rumor was that i used to hold satanic rituals in my backyard and i used to have blood orgies.
too bad none of those are true -_-

[far_from_near]

Aw man, I was looking foward to a satanic ritual in eli's backyard :(

....Please ?