Yesterday, me Marta and Kaelin completed what has to be the greatest adventure of all time. Seriously, there is so many anecdotes from this story I can hardly BREATHE. Basically, the sketchest, coolest evening of all time. It went like this ( Read more... )

When it was all over, and we were all done, I was once again at my quiet home, all alone. The strangest light washed over everything as the sun began to rise -- the world was blue. It was cold, and I was very tired, but I stayed out and waited for the sun. I've been waiting all my life for this sun to rise, I could wait just a few minutes more ( Read more... )

November 30, 2000 ( Read more... )

"to save one life is to save the world entire ( Read more... )

"to save one life is to save the world entire ( Read more... )

This is from realultimatepower.com and was written by a junior high age boy. The fact that he is a junior high kid is almost impossible to tell, because the humor is very subtle and mature. Also, this story is entirely true, and contains no falsehoods of any kind. Enjoy ( Read more... )

Look at how hardcore this dinosaur is. He could destroy you without blinking, breathing, or even MOVING. SO respect him.


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One question seems to haunt all people. I've never met someone who isn't consumed with it to some extent. At least, at our age...

It definately haunts me.

When is pursuit of a goal/dream worthwhile, and when is it just a useless damaging waste?

The hardest thing in the world is knowing when to stop hoping, and get on with your life. When ( Read more... )

Here are the last two "comedy columns" that I had printed in the Newspacer. Review them if you dare!

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