There is a special level of hell reserved for people who begin their voicemail message with "Hello?(pause)".

There's an even specialer level of hell for those same people who don't listen to the voicemail you just left but return the call to ask why you called them.

Who wants to be our wedding bookie?

I'm sitting in my office and realize that I've had to very consciously stop myself from singing out loud along with the radio, SHOT THROUGH THE HEART AND YOU'RE TO BLAME... YOU GIVE LOVE A BAND-AID!

I do believe I've had a bit too much coffee this morning.

Dear Santa,

For christmas I want a remote control helicopter, a couple of cool Xbox games, and I promise to be extra-special good if I can have one of these.

In just a few weeks I will be standing next to the most beautiful and amazing woman I could imagine, surrounded by greatly loved family and friends. I will say those two simple words ( Read more... )

Remind me the next time we go kayaking that I have to remind Shannon to bring a camera. Apparently Chewie in his new life jacket is quite appealing, especially to other boaters. It also has a handle, which makes it very convenient to dip him in the water when it gets too warm.

Good times.

If you've been following along with our intrepid adventurers, you know that a week ago it was snowing here. Today, it's the the 80's. And since both Shannon and I had the day off, we decided to do a little exploring.( the rest of story, now with pictures )

I pass a church on my way to work that has one of the fun changable letter signs in front. A while back it was ( Read more... )

Ever had an unwanted houseguest around for a few months and when they've finally left and you breathe a sigh of relief, they sneak back in and take a dump on your coffee table?

It's like that.

This is not awesome.

When I get sad, I stop being sad, and be AWESOME instead. True story.