Wasn'tit me who hid the treasure so noone can find it. Yeah, I know - NO one was too literal. You know my sense of orientation.
Wasn't it me who carved your wooden leg into a lion's foot? Never mind that it broke when you put weight on it. It wasn't *meant* to hold you *and* the parrot.
Wasn't it me who stiched the happy scull on our flag? Never mind that they call us the Smiley P'rats now.
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Wasn'tit me who hid the treasure so noone can find it. Yeah, I know - NO one was too literal. You know my sense of orientation.
Wasn't it me who carved your wooden leg into a lion's foot? Never mind that it broke when you put weight on it. It wasn't *meant* to hold you *and* the parrot.
Wasn't it me who stiched the happy scull on our flag? Never mind that they call us the Smiley P'rats now.
And you are calling me useless?!
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