she's screaming, 'this is what you get'

Apr 21, 2007 02:31

I fucking hate the way I let little twists and turns accumulate into a great heap of shit, at which point I tend to turn into an absolute cunt. Embarrassingly, I've been trying to become 'a nice person', since I'm not, no, maybe not at all. (Occasionally people disagree; what they mean is that I'm nice to them, generally speaking.) Recently I've ( Read more... )

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bedbugs_ April 21 2007, 02:11:24 UTC
Ah well, I'll patiently wait for McClaren's job instead. First move: get Downing in my beautiful office and tell him that the next time he plays for England will be over my dead body.

this is my favorite paragraph of the week.

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celticsilver April 21 2007, 02:37:36 UTC
I think the England manager should be given to a random. Like when Homer becomes an astronaut on The Simpsons. Or something. The media would love it. I'd also introduce some kind of physical or mental punishment for those players who earn so much money that they just can't be bothered anymore.

ps: Who is that in your icon? For some reason I really want it so be David Tennant with spiky hair...

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notsoape April 21 2007, 02:54:00 UTC
Ugh, 3. That ridiculous sort of 'sorry' whereby they acknowledge responsibility and exhibit genuine, if weak, remorse for their behaviour and however it made you feel - yet make it quite clear that there will be no effort on their part to behave differently in the future. Either due to their overwhelming general incompetence and/or lethargy or, simply, because you just don't matter enough.

Sorry that you seem to have been party to a substandard sorry. People are rubbish.

Cricket - it's a bit like rounders, isn't it? Or is that baseball?

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celticsilver April 21 2007, 03:08:47 UTC
I think the thing that annoys me most about a crap 'sorry' is that just as someone apologises meaninglessly when they're in the wrong since that is what you do, you're expected to reply with 'that's ok, don't worry.' Sorry is not hte magic word, thanks very much.

Cricket is currently my favourite sport. Until tomorrow, at least, when the snooker starts. I'm mainly in the mood for slow games that produce nice sounds (?!)

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karaadora April 21 2007, 03:13:00 UTC
first you put the tongue in, then you put the boot in, yeah yeah oh yeah.

ahem. couldn't help it.

I rarely say sorry anymore unless I mean it. And I get annoyed when people say it to me if they don't mean it. It's just lame.

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celticsilver April 21 2007, 03:23:49 UTC
I hardly ever say sorry either, mainly because I hardly ever am! I've decided this makes me a good, honest person, though that might be the old witching hours logic talking.

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kitmarlowe April 21 2007, 20:28:26 UTC
You can give Flintoff an extra bollocking on my behalf while he's in there. But pat Bopara on the back and tell him he's a trooper, bless him.

I too am in a "I could manage any national sports team better than the current cretins" mood.

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