OHHH IF I WERE A STAR, I WOULD BE SHIIINIIIING RIGHT NOW :D ( Read more... )

alrighty what crackhead would PAY to send gifts on Facebook ( Read more... )

how many goldfish can an 18 year old eat? well i don't know but i'm sure i set the record last night
and now i sorta feel like sheeit

*lalala there were depressing things here that are now extinct lalala ( Read more... )

Phil, you are in my heart, and my thoughts and prayers are with you and Katrina. I am very sorry.

David just told me I was on the Harvard Band's "Naughty" list. there's a naughty and a nice list. like 6 things/people on each. and somehow i made the naughty list? does this make me a notoriously bad person? (jk) (...sorta)

anybody who thinks chocolate is good with nuts really..does not have a soul. i mean, it's not like pregnant women say "man i could really go for some chocolate with NUTS," or, "man that chocolate-covered ALMOND NOUGAT really hit the spot ( Read more... )

yay! i love boops ( Read more... )

for dinner i was forced to eat soup that tasted like regurgitation, no joke. DO YOU KNOW WHAT REGURGITATION TASTES LIKE? PICTURE IT. now picture yourself eating a BOWL of it, mixed with random chunky things ( Read more... )

San Fransiscooo was great ( Read more... )