dear finals (especially any science related final),

get on your knees and blow me. Twice...

Cory

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE ( Read more... )

So Christmas party was fun... so much fun that I am still feeling how fun it was. The best part is people telling me stories about myself. I am going to bed again...

Travis Orr started randomly referencing the early 90's... i.e. singing Vanilla Ice and singing the Wayne's World Theme

Highlight of the day was turning on the TV to Walker Texas Ranger and realizing Chuck Norris sings the theme song.

I'm done for now...

- My favorite word is unbeknowst ( Read more... )

Ok... I really had a bad night... but life will go on. I do not suggest Dave and Buster's for Thanksgiving or my family... the two together were a bad combo which only goes to prove two wrongs don't make a right. Eh... lets just say there was crying, public anger and many to-go boxes. I need a drink and an apology... and to apologize. Geez ( Read more... )

I swear to God I cannot come to a reasonable conclusion about why I should attend this faux Thanksgiving dinner with my idiotic family. Thats right, unlike every other family across the nation, we are celebrating Thanksgiving Eve! I can (sadly)imagine other situations where that might be cool but this is NOT one of them. I HATE this damn holiday! ( Read more... )

Top Ten reasons I am ready for this week to be over ( Read more... )

Rules ( Read more... )

sometimes I don't even know what to say. Hello again Livejournal my old friend ( Read more... )