The new upgrade surprises me yet again...

[centinela]

I am somewhat disappointed in the mammilla program. It proved to be quite embarrassing by activating at a random and awkward moment. I believe that I will take w0man_1n_r3d's advice.

::pauses for a moment to adjust her jacket::

operator_sparks 's advice to flick at it was ::Sneers:: deliberately misleading.

Comments

[agent_heth]

*Leaves a discreet package outside Centinela's office door,containing a box of Johnson and Johnson "no ouch" Adhesive strips.*

[agent_johnson_]

...Might I assure everyone that...

:;pauses::

I have no interest in Centinela's mammary glands.

[maritas]

Well as you've decided to become a monk... we didn't think so...

*thinks about flashing him but then thinks why waste her time*

[centinela]

((MONK -- LMFAO))

[once_brown]

*motions bunny ears and wiggles his nose*

No need to hide it!

[centinela]

::raises an eyebrow::

hmmmm

[maritas]

Cent you could've always asked me.

And you know Sparks is a hound, why would you ever listen to him in the first palce?

*snickers* and yeah... he peed his pants twice... *snickers* Pee just doesn't stain the very front of your pants....

*shifts eyes* not that I've ever made that happen to Brown... ever...

*shifts eyes again and smirks*

Re: hmmmm

[operator_sparks]

...that wasn't pee. It was...nevermind.

Just so you know.

*snickers*

[maritas]

Sparks honey, you don't have to tell me... *pats his shoulder* I know what it was. It's okay if the horsey left the chute early.. it happens...

Re: hmmmm

[centinela]

What causes men to unconsciously loose control of their bladder functions?

[operator_sparks]

Try pinching them. Seriously. That helps.

[centinela]

::Snorts:: I doubt I will be following your bodily function advice at any time in the future.

[avatar_imp]

Pain in the ass, eh? I won't say it...