Thoughts on OkCupid, pt DEUx.
Per Caitlin's suggestion, I've decided to write some about my experiences with online dating. All of the following people have messaged me or stalked me at some point.
In his first message to me, this young man asked if I liked pickles. I'm wondering what he meant exactly? Is this a euphemism I'm not aware of?
This guy lives in Jax and his alias is "sportsxracer," which pretty much means we have nothing in common. Also, he said I should drop him a line if, "I feel the need." If I wanted someone to message me back I would be all like, "You should message me."
This guy is a nice vegan who I have great percentage compatibility with. Sadly, he would hate my eating habits. Today I ate meat, frozen perogies with cheese, and Jell-O. We have no future.
This guy looks like he should already be divorced with three teenage children. Apparently he's full of, "...whimsical non-linear nonsensical information." That sounds like a hot mess to me.
This guy reminds me way too much of my super diva gay friend Major. It's not his fault he reminds me of a gay man, but it's also not something I'm going to be overcoming any time soon.
This kid reminds me wayyy too much of the "girl" from the Myspace Movie. Also, something I can't work past.
I recommend posting pictures where you look dumber than a box of hair. Great way to attract a mate.
This pixelated b.s. makes no one trust you. Also, webcams are suicide. Don't use low resolution to hide your flaws.
The kid in the middle and I are now myspace friends and we've been talking on aim for a few days. He plays the bass and is working on his masters degree. I'm pretty much okay with talking to him for forever.