I could never love a person who didn't know how to rotate their vertical images for viewing.
Also, if OkCupid didn't provide so much amazing writing material, I would seriously quit that shit because it's gotten so freaking lame.
So
here's my desktop picture collection update:
Found this gem today.
What's with guy putting their hand in their hair and their head to one side? Bryn-Alan has set the bar too low. Also, quit photoshopping the cigarette stains off your teeth so obviously. Teeth should not be a light source.
I'm pretty sure this is the guy from the "Make Love, Not Warcraft" Southpark episode. Once the boys killed him he moved on to Guitar Queer-O.
Maybe this person is trying to celebrate their diverse cultural background. Or maybe they just wanted a tattoo that encompassed like, life, and the world, and death, and shit, you know, eternity or something. Also, isn't half the yin-yang supposed to be the opposite of black? Jus sayin.
He only models in his spare time.
Clearly.
I may be a judgmental a-hole, but when this is my competition, can you really blame me?