My outside has a date with your inside.
Presenting the amazing TELEPORT CHAIR!!!
Simon and I found this when we wandered into this open delivery gate (normally locked) that led to this big cavern thingy underneath the mall. It was with a bunch of things from stores, like display racks and such. We figured it was probably garbage, but just in case, we took it with a really smooth drive-by. I drove in there with the station wagon and Simon ran out and grabbed the chair while I opened the trunk. We threw it in and were out of there in about 20 seconds.
The entire chair is carefully constructed out of an ordinary wooden chair, cut as required and covered in sheet metal, bolts, and plexiglass for the seat.
The back has a ROCKET!!! on it. It also has an elecrical plug...
Features include Teleport, Morf Speed and Thruster. All of these can be used at Low, Medium, High and UBER levels.
Inside the plexiglass seat is styrofoam and blinking lights.
A fan comes through from underneath. When you plug the chair in, the blinking lights turn on and the fan blows the styrofoam bits around in the seat. Teleportation can then commence.
Simon wants it to work! It didn't when we first got it because some wires had fallen out of place. They were fixed, and now it's in perfect working order. The fan is a little weak though, the styrofoam bits don't blow all over. But there's a little whirlpool of them that forms right under your ass.
Now it's in Simon's room, being used as a desk chair.
Simon and I found this when we wandered into this open delivery gate (normally locked) that led to this big cavern thingy underneath the mall. It was with a bunch of things from stores, like display racks and such. We figured it was probably garbage, but just in case, we took it with a really smooth drive-by. I drove in there with the station wagon and Simon ran out and grabbed the chair while I opened the trunk. We threw it in and were out of there in about 20 seconds.
The entire chair is carefully constructed out of an ordinary wooden chair, cut as required and covered in sheet metal, bolts, and plexiglass for the seat.
The back has a ROCKET!!! on it. It also has an elecrical plug...
Features include Teleport, Morf Speed and Thruster. All of these can be used at Low, Medium, High and UBER levels.
Inside the plexiglass seat is styrofoam and blinking lights.
A fan comes through from underneath. When you plug the chair in, the blinking lights turn on and the fan blows the styrofoam bits around in the seat. Teleportation can then commence.
Simon wants it to work! It didn't when we first got it because some wires had fallen out of place. They were fixed, and now it's in perfect working order. The fan is a little weak though, the styrofoam bits don't blow all over. But there's a little whirlpool of them that forms right under your ass.
Now it's in Simon's room, being used as a desk chair.