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[ceramic_atheist]

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I have now added rubbing myself with a rock to my hygene ritual.

Hey, go to THIS website for a whole lot of cheap and zombie-oriented games. Some of them are pretty neat too. I recommend Zombie Smashers X2. Comedy gold

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[raven_doomsduck]

"I have now added rubbing myself with a rock to my hygene ritual."

Whyeverfore?

Hey! Don't knock it until you've tried it.

[ceramic_atheist]

My new deodorant is a crystal. Mineral salts or something. Most disturbingly it actually works.

[slimy_earthworm]

w00t!

what would you do if a trick-or-treater came to your house wearing this??

[raven_doomsduck]

that's so horrible!

[ceramic_atheist]

I'd smack 'em on the head with a pumpkin, scream "TRICK THAT!" and push 'em down the steps.

Or, I'd open the door, look left, then right, then left again, somewhat suspiciously, and ask if anyone saw them arrive. Then I would hand them a suitcase with a clock in it and wish them Allah's love, and slam the door in their faces.

Or tie them to a chair and pull every single one of those party-poppers and make them eat the contents, all the while telling them "this is what we do to people like you, under the new anti-terrorist legislation" in a thick southern American accent.

[ceramic_atheist]

D

I'd open the door, scream, slam the door, dive out a window and run screaming into the street, then return five minutes later and apologise, mumbling something about relatives who died in ghana.

[slimy_earthworm]

hahaha