Tina, come get some ham...

[ceriena]

well..."gastric biopsy" sure sounds fun. giddy-up! i hope it's cancer....there are so many things you can do with cancer.

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[brewing_sanity]

like smoking medicinal weed

[ceriena]

like smoking medicinal weed...exactly. and i can finally rid myself of this horrible hair cut. pft.

[littleaaron]

The more I think about your problem, the more it sounds like overkill to do a gastric biopsy right away. Be sure to ask your docs about maybe doing an endoscopy first. If they say no, well, just assume they know more than me.

[ceriena]

the doctors came up with a theory that i could have possibly had ovarian tumors or something. i went in for an ultrasound yesterday at Rose hospital, and the nurse didn't find anything that was abnormal. next they get to explore my GI track. yeah!

it is so silly, one day i am completely and utterly out of commission and the next i feel pretty descent. i guess the best part is that i've missed all my finals because of this silly thing. who knew?

[thekillswitch]

well, i was going to keep it a surprise until i saw you, but since i didn't get a call back (hope all is well and okay from today) i will just tell you-

on one of my treks down the toy aisles while shopping, i found something that made me think of you. you know those godawful 'bratz' characters? well, someone made a cheap rip-off 'bratz' look alike. and her name is

'sassy tiffany'.

i always thought that you were the only tiffany aroung who had any sass, but it appears there is another; only she dresses like a drag queen and wears platform heels. so anyway, i bought you one. for some reason it just made me chuckle.

maybe you don't think it's as funny as i do.

xo
sassy renany

[ceriena]

the closest to sassy i've been lately is (n)as(t)y. yesterday was uber fun. ended up leaving the hospital with no answers and a wicked case of nausea. woot. too bad i can't sell my vomit for money to clinics that accept other bodily fluids. i would be a rich rich woman.

[thekillswitch]

alright, so maybe it's not funny, but it's better than nausea- maybe(?).

..hey, i said maybe.

what's the going price on vomit, anyway? that asshole with the camero convertible who keeps parking in my spot in the garage is asking for it..