something different

[ceriena]

lately i've been finding too many ways to preoccupy my time...spotting glow-in-the-dark kanji car seat covers, stealing soy milk from natural food stores, and dancing around my apartment in my underwear. next weekend will result my "complete" recovery after one excruciating surgery (of sorts). it shall be interesting and horrifying. then, it is off

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[thekillswitch]

oh please, if anyone deserves a latte-in-the-lap, it is none other than myself. besides, that one lady sued mcdonald's for millions for her burned-coffee-crotch. hook me up and i'll split my settlement with you

[ceriena]

no, no, wait now. i didn't even realize that you wrote about lattes in your journal. small world. but rest assured, if you would like me to serve you the best god damn latte you'll ever experience, i can do so with one jovial and swift flick of the wrist. in no time that lawsuit can be settled, and you and i can bank it rich (maybe even while listening to you and i!). anyhow, the possibility is very real now, figuring that i had my interview today with, *gasp*, the regional hiring manager!...and she actually loved me. i guess the best part about working at ol' starfucks is that i can get health insurance for working a mere 20 hours a week

[hi_larious]

I would like to accompany thee while dancing in your underwear! I a...like dancing! bye!