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Character: Lambdadelta
Series: Umineko no Naku Koro ni
Character Age: Thousands of years old, but appears no older than her early teens.
Canon: When the filthy rich Ushiromiya family gathers at their private island, Rokkenjima - a place permeated by the legend of a witch named Beatrice - for their annual family conference, things don't go quite as planned; a typhoon hits and the family is killed off one by one in a series of closed room murders. Even after everyone is dead, it remains unclear what could have caused their deaths. Was it an intricately planned murder carried out by human hands, or was it a magic ritual of the witch Beatrice? Our now deceased hero, Ushiromiya Battler, vehemently denies that magic could truly exist to cause these murders, and is dragged by the witch Beatrice to a meta-world dimension where the two engage in a game of logic and wits to prove their own explanation of the crime.
Lambdadelta is the Witch of Certainty, capable of traveling through the Fragments (basically equivalent to alternate realities/worlds), and a spectator of Battler and Beatrice's game. At a first glance, she appears to sport a personality that matches her sickeningly cute and pink appearance and eternal sweet tooth: bubbly, childish, comically egotistical, and a bit on the dumb side. In reality, Lambdadelta does have the wisdom and experience befitting her long life, but for now playing the fool is fun and distraction from boredom is what she needs to keep herself going. Unfortunately, her endless search for entertainment has also given birth to quite the sadistic streak, and she is unashamed of getting her jollies from things like laughing at the misfortune of others or finding cannibalism to be a hoot. Still, underneath all the mean-spirited trolling, there is a core of decency and a fondness for those who work hard to achieve their goals - it just might take a little bit of effort to find that.
Sample Post:
Hold the phone and stop the presses! This shabby little game just got a thousand times cooler. You know why? Because the great Lady Lambdadelta is here to do some spectating! Consider yourselves lucky. ☆ You may be suffering and cursing your fate, but at least the world's greatest witch has a front row seat to watch!
Now, you may be thinking, "But Lambdadelta-sama, what is your super cute and fabulous self doing hanging around in a dingy little game board like this?" And okay, yeah, this is isn't exactly a four-star Fragment. Zombies are tacky and I don't even want to know what porno that tentacle monster was fished out of. Not to mention the whole thing just centers around laughing at some poor losers who are stuck here until fate smiles upon them! Usually I pick my games to be a little bit classier. But c'mon, don't tell me you've never found yourself glued to the screen watching some trashy reality TV show out of complete boredom and morbid curiosity? It's like that! Though, heh, I guess this is more of a B-movie than a reality show. Or is that too generous? *giggle*, yeah, this has got to be a C-movie at best!
... Well, I guess I shouldn't say too much. Lady Sayre's efforts are nothing to scoff at, after all. To be able to drag people from all sorts of different Fragments and lock them away at will, she's really quite the frightening witch. She just could stand to improve her style a bit, eheheh!
Anyway, if there's one thing here I have high hopes for right now, that's the cooking, so it better not disappoint! I've heard about this famous Tuesday Soup. And you could really impress me if it comes with some sides, like fried toucan, gorilla teriyaki, maybe some Japanese schoolgirl sashimi~ ♪ There are lots of resources around, so I expect creative things! Just it better not be a total cop-out, like the so-called People Stew is actually just made of spare zombie parts that were lying around or something. Because that would be almost as bad as, like, using Splenda instead of real suga--
... ... Okay, you know what? Forget it. This has officially been downgraded to F-movie material.
Voting went here at 95.7% in.
Series: Umineko no Naku Koro ni
Character Age: Thousands of years old, but appears no older than her early teens.
Canon: When the filthy rich Ushiromiya family gathers at their private island, Rokkenjima - a place permeated by the legend of a witch named Beatrice - for their annual family conference, things don't go quite as planned; a typhoon hits and the family is killed off one by one in a series of closed room murders. Even after everyone is dead, it remains unclear what could have caused their deaths. Was it an intricately planned murder carried out by human hands, or was it a magic ritual of the witch Beatrice? Our now deceased hero, Ushiromiya Battler, vehemently denies that magic could truly exist to cause these murders, and is dragged by the witch Beatrice to a meta-world dimension where the two engage in a game of logic and wits to prove their own explanation of the crime.
Lambdadelta is the Witch of Certainty, capable of traveling through the Fragments (basically equivalent to alternate realities/worlds), and a spectator of Battler and Beatrice's game. At a first glance, she appears to sport a personality that matches her sickeningly cute and pink appearance and eternal sweet tooth: bubbly, childish, comically egotistical, and a bit on the dumb side. In reality, Lambdadelta does have the wisdom and experience befitting her long life, but for now playing the fool is fun and distraction from boredom is what she needs to keep herself going. Unfortunately, her endless search for entertainment has also given birth to quite the sadistic streak, and she is unashamed of getting her jollies from things like laughing at the misfortune of others or finding cannibalism to be a hoot. Still, underneath all the mean-spirited trolling, there is a core of decency and a fondness for those who work hard to achieve their goals - it just might take a little bit of effort to find that.
Sample Post:
Hold the phone and stop the presses! This shabby little game just got a thousand times cooler. You know why? Because the great Lady Lambdadelta is here to do some spectating! Consider yourselves lucky. ☆ You may be suffering and cursing your fate, but at least the world's greatest witch has a front row seat to watch!
Now, you may be thinking, "But Lambdadelta-sama, what is your super cute and fabulous self doing hanging around in a dingy little game board like this?" And okay, yeah, this is isn't exactly a four-star Fragment. Zombies are tacky and I don't even want to know what porno that tentacle monster was fished out of. Not to mention the whole thing just centers around laughing at some poor losers who are stuck here until fate smiles upon them! Usually I pick my games to be a little bit classier. But c'mon, don't tell me you've never found yourself glued to the screen watching some trashy reality TV show out of complete boredom and morbid curiosity? It's like that! Though, heh, I guess this is more of a B-movie than a reality show. Or is that too generous? *giggle*, yeah, this has got to be a C-movie at best!
... Well, I guess I shouldn't say too much. Lady Sayre's efforts are nothing to scoff at, after all. To be able to drag people from all sorts of different Fragments and lock them away at will, she's really quite the frightening witch. She just could stand to improve her style a bit, eheheh!
Anyway, if there's one thing here I have high hopes for right now, that's the cooking, so it better not disappoint! I've heard about this famous Tuesday Soup. And you could really impress me if it comes with some sides, like fried toucan, gorilla teriyaki, maybe some Japanese schoolgirl sashimi~ ♪ There are lots of resources around, so I expect creative things! Just it better not be a total cop-out, like the so-called People Stew is actually just made of spare zombie parts that were lying around or something. Because that would be almost as bad as, like, using Splenda instead of real suga--
... ... Okay, you know what? Forget it. This has officially been downgraded to F-movie material.
Voting went here at 95.7% in.