Whoa, that developed from a random rant...to...well a real one. Huzzah! I fit in now!

[ceruleanrequiem]

Right, chippers. I've been readin these other Live Journals, whence bored, stupid time difference (See a different rant) Anywho, I've found my decidely lacking in juicy gossip of others stupidity and how I, 'the mighty Alan', hath been failed. Which I find rude, me being of a blatantly superior nation and such!!! How dare you!?!? So yes, you

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[justalilwicked]

Ah... Alan. Join me in my rampage, will ya? Fight the masses my friend! Break the rules! Stomp hearts and crush lives! Because, as everyone well knows... that's possible through a computer screen. (insert random sarcasms and snide remarks here) My apologies for your recent censoring... *coughs* Speak your mind! Furthermore, I hereby pass my torch on to Jen... handing off the Alan time consumption to her, worthy she be. IF she'd get her arse back to Elinon, all will be well! And now, to my gleaming convenience I return... and drag you along I do.

*sings a song from a sweaty Joe Cocker*

[diamondsnfudge]

You areeeee sooooo beautifulllll...to mehhhhhhhhh. *giggles*
Seriously, though. As proven right here, I can indeed post on LJ whilst supressing the urge to do one of those stupid quizzes and 'who would like to fornicate me' puzzles. Aren't you proud?! Your hick is growing up. *wipes a tear* Thank you for listing me (is first in the line, but won't mention that outloud) in your list of luffed ones...although it might be seen as a blessing, it could also be used later in court to be shown as one of the ones who thoroughly warped your poor mind. *giggles and clongs to you*
Luff ya, you crazy depraved slyrishman!

*curls back up in your lap*
George

[shyfty_eyed13]

Yes..I am an egotisctial prick. *smirks* Thank you very much.

The Cad!

[ceruleanrequiem]

I dinnae think ye be a prick. But ye seems to hate me for some odd reason all of a sudden so, I just be not passing comment so as not to invoke random hatred again.

Re: The Cad!

[shyfty_eyed13]

Other than that one thing involving He Who Must Not Be Named....*shifty eyes* And no, I'm not talking about Voldemort, though his name does start with the same letter..Like I was saying..Other than that I dun hate you. Things have been really really bad for me right now, so I hardly speak to anyone unless they speak to me first.

So..yeah..What I'm trying to say is, I'm sorry if I seem to be such a bitch all the time or, rather, really depressed. I honestly don't know any other way to be anymore. I guess this apology also goes to anyone else that reads this that I talk to. Things just keep going down into the abyss and they never come back.

And now I guess that I'm also done. So I bid you all adeui...

wowsies

[anonymous]

I did all this by pissing on someone? Now you know why I stay hidden. :-)
I kid.
I still adore you.
Dun let the worms that wallow in the muck bring you down to their level. Never stop the dance.

I think we all know who the true Naked chef is...

[captainlucielle]

Not to say that Jamie Oliver isn't awesome, cause he is but anywho, I digress before I even begin!

Ah yeah, I'm loved, I'm Naked (right now too), I'm the queen of all things sexual (I'm a veritable fountain of knowledge there! I even get asked for advice and stuff. Screw you doctor Sue I'm taking over!) AND I'm an Ace in the kitchen. Can we say I'm clearly more awesomer? I think we can! But dammit all of us lovied ones are! But more importantly, Alan, you are clearly the more awesomest. :D

Loves yah me Irish lad and don't forget to tell the Pikey's I've a present for them! *cackles*

The Nat! (That's right, it's THE Nat :P)