I totally want one of these just to serve them to people impaled on wire coat hangers. I laughed so hard I cried a little when I saw it. I want one! It's so wrong it's perfect! =)


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I fell in love with these today...


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Both dresses are now in my possession, and great is my SQUEE!!! The one we will be using for engagement photos and the second bit of the reception arrived today. I opened the big box and found that the dress had been lovingly wrapped in printed tissue paper, with a card and a note. God, I can't wait to try it on! But God, I'm so scared to try it ( Read more... )

I've just now realized that the chucks I threw on in my haste to get ready for work don't freakin match. Shit.

Q: whats the difference between sarah palins vagina and her mouth?
A: only some of the things that come out of her vagina are retarded.

VOTE PEOPLE!!!

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Just found out my good friend and coworker Brian passed away last night. I am too stunned for words. My heart and well wishes go out to his family and loved ones. He was a steadfast friend with a rapier wit and kindness unparalleled by any other. Go in peace my dear. You will be dearly missed

the runners up are...


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